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Should bananas be a different color?

YES THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.

Funny you say this because (story tangent time)

My english teacher would assign these story assignments that had vocab words. We had to make sentences with said words. I decided for almost every assignment to make them about purple bananas.

I started creating a story every assignment, saying how they were created in the 1960's/1970's, had a big boom in the market when released later in the 1990's/2000's, to where these bananas even had trading cards and figures, until people started protesting and hating said bananas because they were called unnatural and dangerous.

I left off the story (aka last vocab assignment we were given) the church was protesting against purple bananas (except some church figures), groups forming around the hatred of purple bananas EVEN THOUGH the scientist and many others were telling people to chill, saying they aren't dangerous and are consumable.

I wish I wrote down those sentences because I don't have access to those assignments.

#asks #purple bananas