#purpleshopkeep

[royalreef]

      Miranda’s just really, really gay for Val. Constantly. 

[zombfear-blog]

"And I said no. You know, like a liar." - purpleshopkeep

ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉˣᵗ ʲᵒʰⁿ ᵐᵘˡᵃⁿᵉʸ ;; 

@purpleshopkeep 

❝ hey man what’s he gonna do? not like he can legally search you, seein as he ain’t a real cop. and there’s no security cameras down in them dungeons. he has no proof against ya. ❞

[thezomblr-blog1]

@purpleshopkeep replied to your post: When Brian’s Alpha Instinct Kicks in and he gotta...

“FUCK ‘IM UP” - who definitely isn’t getting people to place bets

“The damn dickclot ain’t even gonna know what fuckin’ hit ‘im, Whiskers.”

[screvvedloose]

@purpleshopkeep || from here

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[ ... ] I had to get some stitches fixed pretty quickly. It wasn’t anything too serious I mean [ ... ] I’m still walking, right? [ ... ] Any fight you walk away from [ ... ] Not that I was in a fight or anything 

[electrifyingstitches]

antisocial-author replied to your post:    ♪♫ “If someone says ‘don’t try this at home’...

“Yes.” VALERIE NO - @purpleshopkeep

   ♪♫ “I knew you would have the answer twinkleshine! Wanna help me get to the moon in the rocket I constructed myself?” Vicky proudly present her rocket! It was made of scrap metal, scotch tape, a flame thrower and a gas tank! What’s the worst that could happen? ♫♪

[best-wolf-boi]

"Rumor has it that if these anonymous bastards keep bothering best boy I'm gonna stab a bitch." Val, no. - purpleshopkeep

“VAL, NO!!”

[zgords]

@purpleshopkeep: THE GORL!!! @woofjock: SHE!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cont. from here // @purpleshopkeep

“Fair enough,” Izzy nodded with a half-smile as he unrolled the stack. When he ~relieved~ Vae from it, he didn’t really think about how much it could have been. He just saw it was thick, he didn’t really care whether it was a bunch of fives or tens.

Turns out it was a bunch of fifties and a few twenties. Izzy bit the inside of his lip to stifle a giddy laugh. He probably held half of - if not all - of Vae’s paycheck in his hands. Poor bastard should have switched to credit card long ago, too bad he was old fashioned like that. 

He glanced up at the shopkeeper, spreading the money before her as if he was revealing his cards.

“Andrew Wolfson and Ulyhiss S. Gnarl are at your service, ma’am,” he announced proudly, then he thought of Vae again and bit his lip. Old fart had a lot of patience, but he might flip the table if he finds out Izzy actually stole from him (he stilled considered it lent money), a substantial amount, no less. 

“Um... do you happen to have any protective scrolls or at least mustard gas?”