#purse stuff

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This is a found artwork piece called "Messy Bitch I-Spy, or shit in my purse"

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This is a found artwork piece called "Messy Bitch I-Spy, or shit in my purse"

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I just cleaned out my purse.

Items in there include:

Phone

Wallet

Keys

“Utopia” by Thomas More

An umbrella

2 pens

3 receipts

2 tubes of lipstick

A loose piece of chocolate with unintelligible gunk on it

1 paper clip

1 straw wrapper

$1.04 in loose change

Crumbs

Fuzz

Orajel

Tiger Balm

Cough drops

4 condoms (really self?  4?)

2 pads

8 satsumas

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Check out all of Russer’s awesome art through the following links...

illuminati-mod [x] [x] [x] russer-busser [x] [x] royalrusser [x] [x]

illuminati-triangle ask-downer-dust DeviantArt Instagram

A lot of links, yes, but I don’t want you all to miss out on anything! Just be sure to make note of the dates, too (some of that stuff is a bit old).

Russ, you really gotta get yourself a consistent art tag jfc...

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Rules: Rule #1: always post the rules.

Rule #2: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones.

Rule #3: tag 11 ppl then link them in the post. 

1. What do you like to do on the weekends?

Sleep in and waste time. It's too bad I have things to do.

2. What is the first movie you remember seeing?

My memory is horrible, but maybe The Lion King? Still one of my favourites.

3. If you could give yourself from 10 years ago a piece of advice, what would you say?

Put more effort into school and read more books.

4. Can you play any musical instruments or sing?

I can't do either, unfortunately. :(

5. Cats, dogs, or neither?

I love both, but I think I'm more of a cat person.

6. If you could create any flavor of coffee/tea, what would it taste like?

Ooooooh, are there caramel teas? There must be! Or chocolate banana? They sound good in theory, but I'm often let down when trying new flavours of tea.

7. What kind of weather makes you the happiest? 

I like warm days with a light breeze to balance it out. Ideally, it'd be bright and clear skies, too. I think I appreciate it so much because my city has the most pissy weather.

8. What’s your favorite food?

They call me the spaghetti monster... I trust in the three P's: Pasta, Pizza, and Poutine. BUT ALSO, TOMATO SOUP IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. AND HASHBROWNS, DON'T FORGET HASHBROWNS!! That's more than one thing, sorry.

9. What’s the greatest birthday gift you’ve ever received?

My cat, Izzy<3

10. You are planning on creating a biopic on your life. Who will be your co-director, who will play you in said film, and who will compose the music?

Co-Director: I can't name many directors, but Mel Brooks would be cool.

Actor: Danny DeVito. I don't feel it would make a lot of sense, but it would feel right. Plus, I want to see him in a really long wig.

Composer: Randy Newman. He knows what he's doing. I'd be fine if he just kept singing "The Time Of Your Life" over and over again in the background, but I want it played at half speed. That's exactly what I want him to do, actually.

I want it to be as ridiculous and surreal as possible, basically.

11. If you could be a “fly on the wall” for the recording session, which one would it be?

I would love to watch Brian Eno and David Byrne working on "My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts". I think it'd be really interesting, plus it's one of my favourite albums.

Thanks for tagging me! Sorry it took me a while to get around to, though.

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Tagged by: sarcasmagoria<3

You can tell a lot about a person from their music. Hit shuffle on you Ipod, MP3 Player, etc. and put the first 10 songs! One rule, no skipping! Tag 10 people and pass it on!

Stay by: David Bowie

Freewill by: Rush

Double Trouble (Team Rocket) by: Rachael Lillis, Eric Stuart, Adam Blaustein & Ted Lewis

The March Of The Black Queen by: Queen

That Was Your Mother by: Paul Simon

MM BN 3 Scientific Forefront by: Yoshino Aoki

Mr. Blackwell by: Kiss

Jon Wins - Game Grumps Remix by: JerryTerry

Here We Are In The Years by: Neil Young

MM & B COLD MAN STAGE by: Kirikiri-chan, Naoshi Mizuta, and Akari Kaida

That's a pretty close summary, I guess. The Mega Man tracks always seem to make it on these whenever I do them. Thank you! :)

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Hey! It's your birthday??? :^)

Actually, it was on the 3rd. But I’m down to receive love at any time of the year~ B) huehuehuehuuehuehuhe

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Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers wusswuss.

Name: Rebecca.

Nickname: Becca, Starbecca (I kinda gave that to myself, actually).

Birthday: August 3rd.

Gender: Female.

Sexuality: N/A.

Height: 5' 2" or 5' 3" I don't remember.

Time zone: MDT.

What time and date is it there: 5:17 pm Wednesday August 27th.

Average hours of sleep i get each night: It varies too much to say.

Otps: ZeroxIris (Mega Man X) or if I can say real people then pureorangenessxsuper-mama-ready (Hope you don't mind... You're too cute together...) I'm not one to ship much.

The last thing i googled: I had to look up which symbol is used for feet and which is used for inches to answer the height question. It's weird that I use the metric system for everything but height and weight. It bothers me a lot actually, because I love the metric system very much. It's sensible.

My most used phrase(s): "There's my dad over there!" maybe? I use it to irritate my friends. It's a random quote from Home Alone 2.

First thing that comes to mind: That quote works every time (in making someone look somewhere unimportant).

What i last said to a family member: Something to my cat I think?

One place that makes me happy & why:  Anywhere that I can feel alone and comfortable.

How many blankets i sleep under: I've got two on now that the weather's slowly getting colder.

Favorite beverage: Lime Crush.

The last movie i watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Three things i can’t live without: Aside from basic human needs and people? My CDs, N64 (games included), and the computer I guess.

Something I plan on learning: Hopefully I'll learn things in art school if they stop screwing me over...

A piece of advice for my followers: Keep a framed picture of "Weird Al" Yankovic on your desk. It'll make you smile and give you hope. :)

You all have to listen to this song: I'm Not In Love by Talking Heads

My blog(s): I have three side blogs that I can't release at the moment. I can't seem to find the theme I want (the one I use on this blog). Does it not exist anymore? Can I only use it on one blog? I want it. It's basic

I'm boring but thanks Greg<3 :)