Puss: I'm no one' s lap cat.
Death( manspreading and patting his lap): Come here mi gatito.
Puss:

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Puss: I'm no one' s lap cat.
Death( manspreading and patting his lap): Come here mi gatito.
Puss:
Puss: Attempted murder. How would that have looked on your record?
Death: Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.
Someone said them fighting as a duo @graspingremlinhands @friku8706 @twilightna
@theoriginalkittypet did I miss anyone?
Funny aro Death
Death siendo aro me da risitas ADKSDMDS <3<3
Puss: That's ridiculous. Death doesn't have a crush on me.
Kitty: Yes, he does.
Perrito: Yes, he does.
Donkey: Yes, he does.
Dulcinea: Yes, he does.
Shrek: Yes, he does.
Princess Fiona: Yes, he does.
Death: Yes, I do.
Puss: Don't talk to me like you know anything about me Lobo!!!
Death: Pendejo, I watched you die 8 times, one time eating shellfish you KNEW you were allergic!!!!
Puss: OK, fair enough.
BON APPETITS!!!!!
(sorry French people)
Playing around with some incorrect quotes generator and this came up and summarised all too good(๑˘︶˘๑)
Puss: I can explain.
Lobo(scythes in hand): Can you??
Puss: Yes. If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Or Death is a moronsexual and mad about it(🖒^_^)