#pussypocalypse

[skillzyo]

pussypocalypse replied to your photo: I don’t remember why this came up in the DnD...

the cover of this movie looks like it’s supposed to be a horror movie about a murdering snowman but I’ve never seen it so…

there are actually like, two Jack Frost movies.

One is a wholesome family Christmas movie with Michael Keaton, who plays a dad who died, but his spirit went into a snowman so he could spend like, one last Christmas with his son or something? It’s been while since I’ve watched it.

The other is a fucking horror movie with a murderous snowman, which I’ve never watched.

Imagine getting those two mixed up on family movie night

[skillzyo]

pussypocalypse replied to your post: Monica, I see your xena mood over there and I am...

Bless bless bless. Xena is life.

She comes to me in times of trouble

speaking words of wisdom

‘AYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!’

[damnwormholes]

pussypocalypse replied to your post “when she tells you to top her but you’re 1000 miles away”

All too familiar with this struggle.

might be able to see her in june.... finally..... gotta wait n see....

[damnwormholes]

pussypocalypse replied to your post “some guy refused to move from the drive thru yesterday so he had just...”

Same. I tell them to move, they don't, and I actually get a call from the person behind them like it's my damn fault

at some point i just say fuck the drive thru, let the person behind them fight them, i got other shit to do inside like 10 ppl in line

[damnwormholes]

pussypocalypse replied to your post: the news: somebody is going around dallas spray...

“Some residents questioned whether the taco had a deeper message. "I don’t know if it’s for the Hispanic people. I don’t know. We don’t know,” one person said.”

is it a cult?

is it some bored high school boy?

is it lesbians?

we don’t know

[biomic]

pussypocalypse replied to your post: skillz just showed me the greatest music video of...

Such hardcore nostalgia

i Wish this video had been part of my childhood

[damnwormholes]

pussypocalypse replied to your post “working at the pharmacy was a Certain Kind of Hell Dimension but tbh...”

currently living this dream every thursday and it is Stressful(tm).

my last day there i was like “what the fuck this is the happiest i’ve ever felt??” lol it was sad... i had gotten to where i was like “maybe i will die on my way there and not have to go there anymore”... the phones constantly ringing, everybody wants your attention at the same time, standing for hours (bad feet and knees), kids screaming, angry soccer moms, angry old ppl, addicts throwing a fit at you when you tell them “no i can’t do that”... i really liked some of the regular customers and my coworkers were all really chill ppl but i had to leave

maybe in alternate universe i could do it but not in this one... lol i was like fuck it i’ll become an electrician or farmer... suits me better

[jamesholden]

pussypocalypse replied to your post: I saw @pussypocalypse retweeting overheard stories...

Kid’s got good logic!

he also asked if there were harpoons on the privateer vessel which unfortunately the marine told him there was not