#puzoverse

[bikinikilgore]

need a t-shirt that says "I SURVIVED THE GODFATHER PART II" so i can personally mail it to fictional character tom hagen.

[bikinikilgore]

"I'm too close to you [...] They'd never let me live if you go down."

lia vazzi — the last don (1997) / the last don 2 (1998)

[bikinikilgore]

average bocchicchio is in a hostage situation 3 times a year factoid actually just statistical error. average bocchicchio is a hostage 0 times per year. Hostages Giorgio, who has volunteered for hostage duty over 10,000 times, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[bikinikilgore]

if you're almost 30 and you feel like you haven't made your mark on the world, just remember that there's still time to explode a bridge and a government official to smithereens, become your country's most wanted man, and then vanish to California to live out your days tending cabins and doing the occasional hit.