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@moderator-monnie thank you for this absolute masterpiece. I am actually printing this out to laminate with my special holographic plastic LMAO
☆ More amazing interactions below between these idiots /aff:
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@moderator-monnie thank you for this absolute masterpiece. I am actually printing this out to laminate with my special holographic plastic LMAO
☆ More amazing interactions below between these idiots /aff:
(The 'Human' Puzzles Verse)
"My, My, a living suit of armor, such an intriguing sight, I've never seen something like it before."
Mr. Puzzles, walked around WPNZ deeply fascinated, his eyes followed him, but his eyebrows raised in a deeply unnatural way, the movement was slow and sluggish.
"Greetings, I'm one of the so called Puzzles, I'm pleased to make your acquaintance."
He bowed in respect, but even this wpnz, could hear the strange creek of his bones.
"My WPNZ, likes to call me funny little nicknames like 'Face-off' and 'Frankenstein's Monster' can't imagine why, but he's quite the charmer!"
"What of yourself? Do you have any unique nicknames for your partner?"
Oh, this guy.....
Huh.
"Uuh, thanks....? I think?"
There was something very unsettling about him. WPNZ tracked his movement, helm swiveling around to follow as the oddly fleshy version of Puzzles stalked around his general vicinity. There was such an odd, uncanny air to the man in a way that made WPNZ exceedingly uncomfortable.
"The, ah...."
He's trying to recall the manners his version of Puzzles had shoved down his non-existent throat.
"The pleasure 's all yours."
Close enough.
"Yeah, I've got a handful of nicknames for him. Firefly, Songbird, Sparrow... That sort'a thing."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"My My... if it isn't 'Oneshot' Wren himself, in the flesh... my dear boy, you can be one tricky little cookie to track down."
"But, now that I found you... I can tell..."
Mr. Puzzles grows gigantic, before his face looms down over him, the room went dark, as only the light casted over wren could be seen, he then spoke in a whispered voice.
"𝑾𝒆'𝒓𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒇𝒖𝒏."
wren froze. He was shaking. No. No. No. This wasn’t the puzzles he knew.
Woah, partner, yer- yer gonna need to back off. You been lookin for me? Why?
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@puzzles-r-us
Somehow, Cathode had done it. She had found Mr. Puzzles and talked her way into staying at his place. Oh yeah, she was working for him, too.
Really, she was living the dream.
Speaking of dreams...
It had been about a month since Cathode started working for Mr. Puzzles. She could "convince" anyone from the street to star in their shows. She could also make any props or sets they needed. The two had focused on smaller productions, just to make ends meet, but slowly they were putting a bigger movie together.
Puzzles had learned a little about how Cathode worked. It appeared her TV head was the only artificial part of her body. She needed to eat and sleep. She had made a bed out of the studio's dirty couch. She could retract her body into her head to sleep, among other things. However, she preferred to sleep like a human.
And now, Cathode was sleeping like a human, as Mr. Puzzles loomed over her like a stalker a concerned boss. Through the static that usually appeared on her screen as she slept, he had noticed something. It was a scene playing out, the camera coming from a first-person perspective.
The "camera" was in the passenger's seat of a car. The driver was a silhouetted figure, but even in the dark of the scene, Puzzles could make out glasses, a mustache, and a hat. The passenger stared at the driver and said:
"Dad, we're lost."
The statement wasn't confrontational. Maybe a little scared, but also amused. The most important thing, however...
The voice of the passenger sounded like Cathode.
cont. - @puzzles-r-us
"Oh, surveys! Love me some surveys, get ta answer random questions!" Dan claps his hands together like an excited seal, seemingly all-in for whatever was currently happening. He did not even question how or why a sentient tv-headed man was talking to him.
The unstable clone barks out a laugh at the sudden shout, eyes squinting with great amusement at the abrupt changes. "Woah, buddy's got a growth spurt, eh? No worries, I do that too! 'cept, backwards. Heheh." He melts. Everyone does that sometimes.
"I don't really know what ya mean wit' brainrot, if I wanted ta see a decaying brain I would go ta my doc an' ask. So don't worry!" Dan gave the stranger a thumbs up, not at all considering the fact that, maybe, the word 'brainrot' used in this instance was not literal.
Thinking about his own preferences, Dan hums, tapping his chin and kicking his legs a little. "I gueeeess.... I do like action, blood, an' all that messy stuff... but, man, that'd remind me of work. An' how I can't do it right now." He pouted, blowing an absentminded raspberry.
He takes a second longer to think, and lights up as an idea strikes his mind.
Snapping his fingers, he spoke, "Oh, oh, you got stuff wit' like... tigers an' birds?" He grins, teeth sharp, "I wanna see those! I don't get 'ta see living tigers move, ever!"
next.
"Hello Hello Hel-" The sounds of a computer error can be heard for a moment. "You are, another me? Yes? How are you?"
- 'Human' Puzzles Verse
Oooooh, it appears I am another you, or are you another me? Oh I'd LOVE a good alternate universe crossover trope to happen!
I hope one of us isn't evil! (That's a joke, I could never be evil.)
Anyhow, I'm doing well, how about yourself?
(Someone is at your door)
“[Start Sequence]”
“Trick or Treat!”
“It’s my birthday! Do you have gift for me?” |•v•|/📺\
“[End Sequence]”
“[Processing Biometric]”
“Erm… I sense something unusual with that Human Puzzles… why… why can I sense signals? Are you not human? OH! Are you a robot like me?!”
ello ello, appy birthday fella! hope your having a fantastic day, bit early for allow's eve, but ain't no chuff am I right? Your looking for me boy Mr. Puzzles ain't cha?
I can do that for ya, right quick! you can have some copper wire as your gift, I have alot of copper to keep my fur red, I do I do! but yes yes for now take your friend!
bippity boppity boo!
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"... Greetings! now I do hate to be rude, I'm more of a people pleaser, but never compare me to a machine again, much less yourself, I'm a full blooded human, plain and simple."
"I could never be caught de-[redacted] being a machine, your systems are having a glitch plain and simple."
"Good day."
He hands CRT the bundle of copper wire inside the thing they were carrying, before closing the door.
you genuinely have some of the brightest/most accurate in my opinion, opinions of the SMG4 chararters, epically puzzles and wpnz, and I tip my hat off to you, genuinely really impressive stuff!
I love how well you understand the chararters, and how well you know to word things, you say things I sort of think, but also say things that help me realize other things are true!
Thank you!
- Mod Monnie
Aww, thank you!