#pvp enabled zone

[morthern]

i can't believe I have to make this type of post again. But here we go..

Quick reminder that this is an 18+ blog.

Rant and ramble under the cut

If you are underage you shouldn't be following me. It's as shrimple as that.

I post kink content and porn on the occasion and sometimes even gore. And most of the time it's not even badly censored.

And you should not be messaging me.

If you absolutely want to see the sexy cod men artwork or whatever. Be stealth about it.

Don't message me. Don't comment. Don't engage.

This is as much for your own safety as it is for mine. But also consider respecting my wishes to keep this blog an adult space.

Oh, and if you are underage on here and decide that teehee I will message you anyway and somehow think you should be the exception.

DON'T

Just keep quiet or fuck off.

I won't chase down every single of my almost 8k followers to age check every single one, but when I get messages I do check who they are from.. and lately a lot of them have been from blogs that are minors.

And its anything from complaints about some artwork being untagged, whining about a ship, to videogame suggestions, to fandom drawing requests...

I get a little bit more pissed off each time. And it's been happening a lot lately.

Stop messaging me and ideally go away.

I will block you but when you come back to ask why I blocked you on another account, or on another site, or send a friend to ask for you. Gods just get lost. Get the hint. I'll block your friend too.

You only succeed in making me make sure you are getting blocked on all the socials we share.

This blog is not for you.

This is my blog and I do not want you here.

[thatstrangeowl]

I have become boop, booper of boops.

[gravespyre]

to all of u i'm booping multiple times: i am so sorry (<-lying)

[mongoose-teeth]

I gotta wonder just how well blazing things actually does for engagement. Idk about anymore else, but I block 90% of the people credited with blazing the posts I see on my dash.

I make exceptions for like, informational posts about world news, artist commissions(depends), people blazing pet pictures. Nearly everything else is like an instablock.

I just block without even looking at the post. Ive seen full on, not even hidden beneath a cut, transformers smut fanfic blazed to my dash so I do not have any tolerance or mercy.

[thousandsswords]

Americans will post something that looks like especially cheap dog food but then go on and on about how "European food" (i.e the 3 shitty British dishes they know about) is bland (lmao) and it's so funny

seethe and cope some more

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

Y'know what? Fortnite is the cognitive realm

[sunbentsky-archived]

rory but she’s late for a meeting because she had to coat each spike on her leather jacket in poison 

[somuchbro]

if you’re on the internet and someone mentions poland or any of the balkans that’s how you know you’re in a pvp enabled zone