Pwnatious x reader
TW: NSFW headcanons
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• So you’re sexually attracted to some noble of an Inphernal who insists on wearing a teapot on their head? Alright, who am I to judge? People have taste after all, and one doesn’t blame you. The thing about Pwantious is that they can’t really be a top no matter how much they try to think of themselves as one. They definitely have tried to access their dominance from time to time, but never as a top. They just failed every single time before giving up. Pwantious simply wants to be on the receiver line rather than putting in the work. Like, you have the pitiful grace of serving them! So of course you’re the one doing everything. That is simply enough to make the claim that Pwantious is more of a power bottom who bosses you around to please them as how they see fit
• Pwantious isn’t one with the best experience with other Inphernal due to how high and mighty they think of themselves, as well as how they actively shove people away from getting too close to their comfort zone like an instinct. They might know a thing or two, but then get rather flustered because they kinda deemed it as something inappropriate for a noble to act? Yet this bastard’s mind can go pretty wild, they just lack real experience. It definitely takes quite the talk to get them to be experimental. Though you’re one of those — if not the only — rarest case that they keep around. For amusement? For entertainment? Maybe for fondness. Eh, who really knows what they’re thinking. Anyway, if you finally reach that stage of relationship with Pwantious to the point that you two can be shameless about your sex life, then you definitely have to be prepared. Physically or mentally? Probably both
• They are a noble, of course it’s going to be a hassle to break down that oh-so-beyond-everyone attitude that they carry in every step they walk on the polished floor made of bux. But like the absolute hypocrite they are, Pwantious still had quite the dirty secret that they never thought that they would let anyone else know about it. And in this case, it’s you, for the worse or the better. One thing about them is that Pwantious doesn’t mind spending their money on you as long as it benefits them also. Everything you two use has to be on the high-end, even when it’s just lubricant. They won’t accept the other way around. On that note, maybe lingerie too. They got money anyway, so there might be a collection coming out soon and they would be the first little shit to get you that with a cocky smirk. Who’s going to wear it? Flip a coin and find out yourself
• Sensational play is one of the thing they take part in, as they enjoy wax play or temperature play for some odd reason. Degradation is something they enjoy with a pure passion, but only when they are the one who is degrading you. There is no other way around. With how prideful they are, a slight insult coming out of your mouth will definitely earn you a kick off the bed as quickly as possible. That being said, they enjoy seeing you with a collar on too. Worries not, Pwantious will have you a personalized collar made by the finest materials with your name engraved on the golden tag. All of their toys used on you are the best of best. Though you’re going to have to introduce them to other type of sex toys, since Pwantious only restricted to some the specific toys of the pages. Once you did, you should prepare yourself because once Pwantious is feeling generous, you’re the one getting sore that night
• This is a surprising take but Pwantious enjoys roleplaying with a script that involves you being at their beck and call. They have this fantasy of seeing you as someone lower, like a servant, to please them as they wish. Though it’s already the dynamic between the two of you, they like to be engaged in those detailed roleplay scenarios as if they were in a forbidden movie. Something like the sex slave and the master, or when they are feeling like it, they’d script out the whole story and make you follow each steps of it just for their amusement. Sometimes their fantasy can get ahead of their mind too. Maybe once or twice they just daydream midday about you screwing them over for a quickie in the middle of work. But will their pride allow that? Oh hell no. They have a reputation to maintain, mind you. Pwantious’d crush themselves out to force them to get that thought of their mind
• Sex with Pwantious can be a wild card depending on their moods. Under normal circumstances, things will mainly focus on them getting off by humiliating you with anything they can use at that time, either toys or themselves. However, if they are feeling more needy than usual, then things can get quite crazy with them tugging you by the collar that they made you wear while making you fuck them over as if there is no tomorrow without giving a damn on how spent they are afterward. Getting rough once in a blue moon is a fine thing for Pwantious. After all, they’re too horny to even thinking about those complicated pleasantries by that time, so it’s like a rare treat for Pwantious
• One thing about this rich bastard is that they only want you to serve them and them alone. That also applies to oral. Pwantious hates giving with a burning passion as they can never allow them to get down that low, even when it’s you. They only want to receive, no give. Pwantious’ volume is not too loud, but not too quiet either. But if you manage to get them to slowly losing themselves to the pleasure, you can mess around with them by stretching the process out on purpose. Their whines were worth it. Only then you might have a brief chance of edging them as you can have a chance of getting away with it. Well, at least a bit before the tug your horn and shove you down to just get over it already. It worths a shot still, so it’s still a win for you
• Of course, they enjoy teasing you a lots, especially when they still full of energy before getting wrecked. Like, c’mon, what did you expect in a classist asshole of a nepo baby? They will find out the right way to get under your nerves and you can’t really do anything about it. That’s just unfair, right? But for Pwantious, that’s just pure high-class entertainment that they enjoy. That’s verbally speaking, but what about actions? Surprisingly enough, physical touch is how you get back at them. With consequences, definitely. Just trace your finger down their back, ghost your hand up their thigh or keep their waist in a firm grip - keep it subtle enough so you can easily get away with it despite Pwantious wanting more of it. Keep it up the entire day, then before you know it, Carnage has already scooped you up and put you into Pwantious’ private room. Good luck with that
• Pwantious has a stamina that is below average due to being inexperienced with another Inphernals for quite a long time. But then again, that can be improved easily the more they got around you. Though for the time being, probably one or best is two round is already pushing their limit. Pwantious is a bit of a glass canon, because one the one hand they can try to act tough in order to keep up that attitude of theirs, yet on the other hand, they are all bark with no bite. Their ego might feed them this certain amount of energy to keep up that blissful haywire, but only for a short period of time before their mind goes to sleep mode
• They’re hardly awake after each session, that is to say they might as well just pass out immediately after looking at you, knowing that you already know what to do. They demand the aftercare as if they are royalty. You must have foreseen this coming, no? With how much of a self-centered bastard they are, Pwantious will definitely make you bring them whatever they want along side the additional delicate treatment. A bath with rose water is a must afterwards, as they dislike the slight feeling of that sticky filth on their body. Afterwards, they’d expect you to leave. But if you choose to stay, then they will unconsciously allow themselves to find your warmth and, for once, be vulnerable completely. Don’t try to mention it in front of them when they’re up though, or else they will make sure that Carnage will kick your ass out through the back door to save their own face
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