#paraderest

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what if there was a phighting fangame where flipside announces a new form of the tournament where instead of team based it's every inphernal for themselves and there will be a sole winner

player is a trainer hired for this occasion and has to choose a phighter to train and as you train them you bond with them visual novel style and every phighter has a unique route with their own challenges

the gameplay would be similar to umamusume (turns, choices of rest, training, recreation, infirmary, investing in skills, mood, events) and instead of races its duels (with either npcs or characters relevant to phighter) which play out more like pokemon if you had no control over what they did and it was automated

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still havent played but saw the chapter 3 rewrite on twitter

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Matioso has an army of rabbits and bunnies and they all jump you the second they see you bc ur their second favorite person ever.

Your just standing there, mug of coffee or whatever, just thinking abt idk some pie hiker who raked up an insane amount of debt or how cold it is outside then BOOM

20 rabbits.

You fall on your ass, probably dropping ur mug in the process or you're that quick thinking that you put it on the counter, they are jumping everywhere around you and squeaking. They are on ur head, shoulder, lap, legs. They are getting fur all over you. White fur all over the suit you just picked up from the cleaner (yes ur a made man or whatever in this)

They only get off bc they heard a bag being opened and they want treats. Well at least they're off and away, for now, but now you gotta worry abt the fur caked on your clothes and the maybe broken mug and coffee on the floor.

(there’s a game called bunny paradise, go play it to get jumped by bunnies.)

-fancy-talk anon

THE BOUNYS ARE SO CUUUTEEE I LOVE THE NOOISES THEY MAKE,,, WAUGHH

i heart this sm,,,, his bunnies jumping u bc ur their fav person's fav person........ UEUEUEUE

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How would the phighters react to seeing their s/o cry for the first time? I’m not doing so good right now :((

i know this was sent in 20 hours ago and im just now responding to it but i hope youre feeling better

im not taking requests but i'll do a simple and short format that ive done previously because i feel bad ;;

phighters like sword, skateboard, rocket, shuriken, and coil would panic, fumbling to spit out words of comfort and scrambling to get tissues. maybe they attempt to distract you by making you laugh and humiliating themselves to make you feel better

phighters like slingshot, scythe, boombox, and vinestaff would gently and expertly calm you down, offering comforting touches with your consent and getting you anything you ask for. they listen intently as you let everything out, offering words of support or advice if asked

phighters like katana, banhammer, hyperlaser, medkit and subspace would be painfully. awkward about it. they arent sure what they should do, so they just stiffly pat your back. their lack of social ability confuses you to the point where you stop crying, so mission accomplished?

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subspace

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so anyways guys

SCRIBBLEDSWANS IM GONNA WHOOP YOU HOLY CRAP/POS!!!!!!!!!! UEUEUEUE HE'S RPOTECTING HIM..... OH MY GOD ........ RUGHRHGR SYKLVAINS EXPRESSION WHEN HE THINKS HES GOING TO DIE AND HIS WHITE SILHOUETTE AGAINST THE FOGGGG IT EMPHASIZES HOW SMALL AND HELPLESS HE FEELS oh my god. oh my god im SHAKING. i need to clutch them both in my hands they need to go on a playdate and be friends oh Goodness

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Hello Pearlescent Parade.

i was scrolling through my gallery and i found this screenshot from when i drew winged !! it was before i rendered his glasses and i thought it looked pretty good so you can have it . i guess. 😴

he’s very cute can i make out with him sloppily i mea

hello Bai I. Api.

im gonna KILL U BAVE I EVER TOLD U HOW MUCH I LOVE UR RENDERING i toobably have but its so nice and soft and fluffy and it fits winged staff SO well WE ARE GONNA #GET YOU! everyone SAY BYE TO BYEEAPI this is the LAST TIME you will EVER see them because IM going to DEFENESTRATE them

u can kiss him a little before we #Get you ig ...... as like a last meal

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Someone that commissioned you lowk writes rape and incest…

WTF WHO?