“ i just wanted to say… shit. ”
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Someone should have warned her that she was dealing with a complete idiot. Perhaps then, she might have changed her mind about randomly approaching him without even a name to a face, tapping her finger delicately against his shoulder. Needless to say, he was startled, head whipping around quickly, eyes wide with terror as he shrieks in high pitch. One would have probably mistaken him for a female.
When his scream comes to a halt, he’s standing there with his arms flinched into position, frozen whilst he simply stares at her, taking in her next few words over the next few seconds.
“....S-shit? You came all the way over here and nearly scared me into death to tell me, shit.” He eases up now, former tension dissipating as his arms lower to his sides and his features relax. His head shakes disapprovingly. “Well I hope you’re happy, shit is exactly right because that is what I almost did just now. What if I actually shit my pants, was that you’re goal? You must be some evil woman and I demand an apology.”