Harry and Draco in NYC
Draco: Are these dragon bones? Why don't they have wings?
Harry: These are dinosaur bones. They don't have wings.
Draco: Can I see a live one? Where do they keep the live ones? *looks around*
Harry: No, Draco. Dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
Draco: Well that's a complete downer you arse.
Draco: What is this food called again?
Harry: It's a hotdog.
Draco: These look oddly suggestive don't you think?
Harry: Huh?
Draco: They're.... phallic shaped Harry. If you think about it, it looks just like a -
Harry: Don't say it.
Draco: But -
Harry: No Draco, just eat it.
Draco: But now I don't know if I can!
Draco: So is this the tallest building here?
Harry: The Empire State building is the 5th tallest building in New York, 28th in the world.
Draco: It's not even the tallest building in New York? Why did you bring me here?
Harry: Well, it was the worlds tallest building for a long time.
Draco: Until when?
Harry: 1970 I think.
Draco: Merlin Harry, we weren't even born yet!
The boys had so much fun on their trip to New York! If you'd like to take adorable paper dolls on fun adventures, you can buy a set of your own from @pygmy-puffy, using the link below. 😊💖 Special shout out to @l0vegl0wsinthedark for coming up with the best/funniest lines in this post. 💖💖💖😘
Soft blond boy in kitty jumper, complete with a plant and a pet cat, along with his soft dark haired boy in emerald jumper, complete with a









