woke up from a dream where there was Pyre Con: The Con for Pyre. it was very strange and convoluted and i forget most of it but the main thing is it billed itself as Just Like Being in Pyre, which was not doing the rites or anything but you could get exiled. a group of hooded but barely disguised archjustices would go around and force attendees to read the book of rites, and if their hair turned blue and eyes turned gold that meant you were a reader and were cast down. except it wasn't called being a reader it was called having pencils on your pants. a vast majority of attendees were exiled.
but this goes into that they had hundreds of different panels, which were all bad powerpoint presentations. the only two i remember were "Oralech: Why?" which was like something about how to care for oralech? i just remember the part where the presenter was demonstrating how to brush oralech's hair, but it wasn't oralech it was just some 80s my little pony doll. however the presentation did end to a standing ovation, which turned to a collective wailing when the presenter was forced to read and then exiled for it.
the last presentation was something like Why I Would Do Dabs with Volfred and it sucked so much ass but we all stayed to see the presenter get exiled and then when he was done he had read the book but he didn't turn into a reader and it was very disappointing then someone was like "we should just eat him" in a scary dream voice and i woke up.