#pyro tech

[littlemagicalstardust]

One little pyro spark? whatever

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Alice: Please don't eat the decorative soaps. They are purely ornamental.

Ian: Feel free to eat the regular soap, however. We don't care what you do with those ones.

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Alice: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Ian: It's for Bells.

Alice: Why are you making pancakes for Bells?

Ian: She doesn't know how.

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Alice: These hormones are killing me. Poor Ian was just showing me a video on his phone and I very bluntly said 'I don't care'. He turned his phone back and goes 'Hey Siri, remind me to go fuck myself'.

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Alice: Ian's mom one time actually said I am like the grown daughter she never had.

Darcy: She said what?!

Chloe: That she's like the grown daughter she never had. Listen!

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Claire: What's a man like you doing with a woman like her~?

Ian: Shh! I don't think she knows she can do better!

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Alice: No.

Ian: It's a good name!

Alice: We are not calling the dog 'Sarah Jessica Barker'. Keep thinking.

Ian: ...'Woofie Goldberg'.

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Ian: You're pretty, smart, and you're ignoring me so you're obviously my type.

Alice: I'm sorry, what were you saying?

Ian: Perfect.