@pyro-latry
–「 You think you’ve noticed this girl hanging around the shop. You figure there’s no harm in being nice, and by nice you mean absolutely pawning off half of the jumbo candy bar you’re about to eat. If you put on any more blubber than you have since coming to the city, it’s going to make you feel terrible. Also chocolate stains in your cute backpack? You think not.」
“here happy hallowween also ivve got a question since youre a human and this is SUPPOSED to be a human holiday is there an order youre supposed to do treatin and trickin or do you treat people you like and trick people you think are gross tried lookin it up but my phone died turns out the ones wwith fruit on the back havve no battery life”
–「 You point to your iPhone charging behind the counter. It’s new. The last one broke after dropping it once.」