#pyromanic

[ego-est-ignis]

Pyrokinesis =/= pyromania and vice versa

Fire theme, fire weapon, fire powers =/= pyromania

Simply liking fire =/= an impulse control disorder

[pyrocultureis]

Pyro culture is..

Being possessive of my lighters and triple checking to make sure theyve been returned when someone borrows them.

Preferring to be the one holding the lighter when someone who smokes asks for a light.

Hoarding a collection of lighters.

Hyperfixating on the anatomy of different kinds of lighters and fire starter sources, how lighters work, the names of all the different kinds and when they were made.

[darlingsunflower]

-✯-

[biblophilic-psycho]

I don't care if JD is physco, his ideas are beautiful:

School burning down, let's just call it a "bonfire"

Roasting marshmallows in front of the "bonfire"

Cuddling with a hot boy in front of the big "bonfire"

I hate school, im a a little pyromanic, I love marshmallows and i love cuddling so I have no problem with this. If this isn't my first date, I don't want it

[certainglitterhologram]

CONVERSATIONS I OVERHEARD IN MY EIGHTH GRADE CLASS WITH LITTLE TO NO CONTEXT.....PART 6..(because today was fun.) TW: Swearing, homophobia, homophobic slurs.

“DUDE, my pet marble bullies me, and for what?”

“What happens if you drink rubbing alchahol...totally hypothetical.” “SopHIA-” “...and a little bit of oxi-clean too..” 

“Meet my best friend *reaches into back; pulles out a stuffed mango,* Timothy.”

“GUYS, i ordered a pride flag off of amazon and stuck it to my ceiling, so when my (homophobic) parents walk in the room and see it, I can trip them while they’re distracted, and say “Pride before a fall,” and run out cackling.” You all have three guesses on who this is.

“Yeah, such a great idea, putting vineger in a cookie.”

*sings a note* *everyone in the classroom harmonizes*

“So, I asked the teacher if the three paragraphy essay we’re supposed to write could be more than ten paragraphs and she looked at me like she was going to cry.”

“For future reference, stapling your finger to the bulletin board, really hurts.”

“No, fuck off you little pyromaniac”

*sets binder on fire*

“Hogwarts had such a shit education system tho...” “But like, Camp Half-Blood was no better..” “Yeah the only place with their shit together was Camp Jupiter.”

“Some woman called Neil and I worthless *f slur* in the park and almost blew a fuse when i said thank you.”  “Josh, you didn’t say thank you, you nearly cried.”

[obsessed-with-avatar]

If I were a firebender, the world would have burnt down already , the ONLY reason that hasn't happened yet, is because I'm to damn lazy to get up and get a match

[pyro-baby]

[eyelinertestosterone]

DEF LEPPARD-ROCK OF AGES