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Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPsHow long will they last? - ForeverHow quickly did/will they fall in love? - Slowly, Steve felt attracted to her but they fell in love slowly.How was their first kiss? - Really passionate, she was trying to push him away and he wouldn’t have it.
Who proposed? - Steve, in the middle of an argument.Who is the best man/men? - Tony.Who is the braid’s groom’s maid(s)? - Natasha.Who did the most planning? - There wasn’t much planning, they wanted to keep it small, so they only went to Nat for help.Who stressed the most? - None, it was all really sweet and small.How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Who is on top? - mostly Fenix.Who is the one to instigate things? - Fenix, she enjoys teasing Steve.How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right nowHow kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s headHow long do they normally last? - oh they can last all night long.Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes.How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - 1.How many children will they adopt? - none.Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Steve.
Who is the stricter parent? - mostly Fenix, Steve’s a softie when it comes to Ava.Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Steve.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - They both do.Who is the more loved parent? - both are.Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Steve, Tony doesn’t like these kind of things.Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Steve.
Who does the most cooking? - SteveWho is the most picky in their food choice? - none.Who does the grocery shopping? - They do it together.How often do they bake desserts? - not that often.Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat lover.Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Steve likes to surprise Fenix when he has the time.Who is more likely to suggest going out? - None, they like to enjoy a little quality time alone at their place.Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - none.
Who cleans the room? - Steve.Who is really against chores? - None, Fenix is mostly on missions.Who cleans up after the pets? -Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - none.Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - none.Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Fenix.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - They often share the shower but whe they don’t, it’s Fenix.Who takes the dog out for a walk? -How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - not that often.What are their goals for the relationship? - having someone to trust, someone to care for them, a person to love and to love them back.Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - none, they’re both morning persons.Who plays the most pranks? - Fenix.
