queridinho~! [q!cellbit]

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queridinho~! [q!cellbit]
Dear Cellbit, you must have finished the Mickey Mouse club by now. I told you that you would get 1000 coins, but I didn't say which one, it's Ratackity coins, that are worth 0.0001 in dollars. But I understand that you worked hard, so I got you a loan, I will give it to you tomorrow. I cannot believe that we are neighbors now! I made a grownup man work for me, this is unbelievable, Ratackity!
qCellbit I think about you every day … (fanart & alter drawing)
Qcellbit is such a funny little character with the most tragic hilarious insane backstory EVER like
• His name is probably not cellbit and he probably did't have a name prior alcatraz because he has called "cell" because of the cellphone he used
• he was in a war/Hunter games thing with imortal grim reaper deamon badboyhalo at 15 old for some reason
• he as sent to possible life-time in prison on alcatraz witch is weird becase A. brazilian law does NOT have life-time sentences the Max you can be jailed for a Crime is 40 years (i mean people can be more time in jail then that on brazil but that inst the foucous) B. Its very clearly inspirade by the american prison BUT that dosent make sanse to be the american prison becase tazercraft boys did their crimes on brazil and ware send to alcatraz anyways witch means that there is a brazilian alcatraz in Fernando de Noronha
• he EATED pac's leg off screen (its a retcon but whatever) with only his mouth a kitchen knife and a dream and he eated the WHOLE leg
• he was 18 in the events of fuga impossível witch means that A. The age of criminal responsability in brazil in this universe is 16 not 18 B. He was in juvie and after his 18 birthday he was send to alcatraz almost instantly
• he hooked up with other men in prison (cof cor guaxi cof cof)
• he was a Cook on prison and would get mad at people for talking bad about it
• after years on prison he got to make VARIOUS comercials with THE great axé singer Ivete sangalo (a singuer that Beyoncé showed admiracion)
• with the ads being canon, the movie "internet, o filme" is also canon and a know ex-canibal was on a movie with a bunch of brazilian Internet celebrietys
• he made a tharapy so intense that he could make peace with the guy he KILLED (felps) and the guys he tormented(tazercraft)
I love him
like father like son yea?/j
r e g r e t.
Honestly I kinda don't get why we distinguish f!Cell/q!Cellbit and not q!Cell/q!Cellbit since we already have the different nicknames to know which is which
So I think that a good change would be to switch to q!Cell when we're talking about the Cell that is canon to QSMP and f!Cell when talking about Cell that is only canon to Fuga Impossivel since there are quite signficant deifferences between them like:
q!Cell: ate Pac's leg, met Bad before Alcatraz and escaped the island (since now he's on Quesadilla Island)
f!Cell: didn't eat Pac's leg (I'm pretty sure that detail was added later on to the canon but during QSMP so according to Fuga Impossivel it never happened), never met Bad (I don't know 100% because I didn't watch it ngl) and he technically might have as well died on that island
And these are basically key points in q!Cellbits backstory
Also pls correct me if i'm wrong about something i haven't actually watched it
Q!cellbit (repost)