hahaha imagine the kids doing a huge group on Whatsapp or something like that, the CHAOS of 45 cousins/friends hahahahaha
oh my goodness, i couldn’t resist writing a bit about this. but...
the...
chaos...
it was def nakamoto akari’s idea to start it and it all started when wong zhangjing got her first phone (all of the babies on the way are too young to have a phone :))
here are roughly the ages of everyone for this lol
gen 1: 20
gen 2: 19
gen 3: 17
gen 4: 16
gen 5: 15
gen 6: 13
gen 7: 12
gen 8: 10
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nakamoto akari has welcomed you to the neo groupchat technology chat!
nakamoto akari: welcome, my family!
noah seo: akari... what is this?
wong xiuying: YOOO WHATS UP EVERYONE
kim minyoung: 45 people? Akari, you’re insane.
moon yoojin: Oh, I see what’s happening here. Is everyone here?
kaleb leechaiyapornkul: everyone? what do you mean everyone?
na jaeseok: ME AND JAEHUNNIE ARE HERE BUT JAEHUN GOT HIS PHONE TAKEN AWAY BECAUSE HE PUSHED ME WHILE WE WERE PLAYING SOCCER
ethan lee: yo, why are there so many people here wth
qian lei: i’m here!
nakamoto akari: hi lei!
qian lei: hi akari!
kim minyoung: Akari, how can you be so casual about all of this? I wanna leave
lee youngchul: nO NOT YET. stay minyoung!
jung leon: *sent a meme*
jung lani: *sends picture of leon sending the meme, a bright green headband on his head*
nakamoto ichika: eXpOsEd
nakamoto ichika: oh im here btw
huang zhangli: LMAOOOOO
huang zhangli: oh i’m also here lolol
jung leon: lani noona, you could have at least gotten my good side...
aria leechaiyapornkul: @/lani, i see shawn in the background but what i DONT see is a headband on his head. make sure he wears one so you make him look cool
jung lani: *sent a picture* he had one on, he was just adjusting it when i took the pic lolol
shawn leechayapornkul: okay, if anything @/aria, i’m the COOLEST. the headband is just an accessory
noah seo: @/kaleb control your siblings
kaleb leechaiyapornkul: it’s not in my hands anymore
lee youngchul: dance practice just finished btw, so it’s only a matter of time before we get bombarded
wong liwei: I’m also here! I’m so sorry, the shoot ran long
ryu wei: yyoooOOOOOO THIS IS PRETTY COOL! SO MANY PEOPLE
lee juwon: i’m here! practice just ended so sorry for the late reply lol
kim jia: @/juwon... youngchul just said you guys finished practice
wong mochou: f
lee haeun: f
jung leon: f
kim jieun: f
moon seojoon: f. i’m hip and with it with the 127 squad
wong liwei: f?
kim minyoung: f? what is f? am i getting too old?
wong xiuying: hey @/mochou! be careful! no bad words!111!
wong mochou: f
noah seo: hEY 127 SQUAD. no cursing. keep it civil please
wong mochou: f
leo seo: hyung... it’s not a bad thing lol
kim jieun: jia unnie, appa and i made mandu. he wants you to come home.
kim jia: i’m??? litereally??? in??? my??? room???
kim jieun: oh yeah. we forgot lol. do you think you can grab jiyoung on your way to the kitchen?
kim jiyoung: jieun unnie, i’ve been in the living room this entire time
wong liqiang: omG UNCLE JUNGWOO MADE HIS MANDU??? FEN LETS GO
lee haeun: I’LL GO WITH YOU LIQIANG!!! I WANT MANDUUUU
wong liqiang: AND MANDU WANTS YOUUUUU LET’S GO HAEUN
qian fen: liqiang... we literally JUST ate dinner
luna seo: there’s nothing wrong with eating extra mandu!!! there’s ALWAYS room for extra mandu.
lee youngmi: i was a little confused as to why my phone was blowing up, but then i realized that it’s because someone mentioned mandu to luna
aria leechaiyapornkul: lol
leo seo: lol
noah seo: lol
luna seo: lol
nakamoto yui: *sent a picture of flowers* even the flowers are happy that the whole family is here!
dong mei: omg yui! you saved my orchids!
lee minah: those flowers are so pretty :,)
eli lee: woah, what’s happening??
ryu wei: @/eli shhhhhh.... just accept it
eli lee: what?
ryu wei: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nakamoto akari: okay, almost everyone is here! gen 8, i know some of you guys just got your phones and you like using emojis, so go ahead and use emojis to show you’re here!~
lee sunyoung: 😻😻😻
na jaehwa: 🐨
wong liejie: 🐲
wong lina: 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶
huang lijing: 🍦🍦🍦
huang zhangli: really little sister? ice cream?
ryu fengfeng: 💩💩 THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE POOP HAHAHAHAAH
wong xiuying: 💩💩💩 AHAHAAHHHHHAAAAHAHDSFJA;KLF you’re so funny fengfeng!!!
na jaeseok: 💩💩 THAT’S MY FAVORITE ONE TOO SJKFDLAJSLFDKA
lee jungho: 🐢
moon seojoon: 🐝
lee minah: seojoon, are you apart of gen 8?
nakamoto ichika: ITSUKI WHERE ARE YOU THIS IS YOUR GROUP
kim jiyoung: ⚽️⚽️
nakamoto itsuki: ⚽️⚽️
nakamoto ichika: that’s better
xiao zhangwei: 🤠 ik i’m not apart of gen 8 but i haven’t said anything yet so hi everybody!
wong zhangjing: 😆
nakamoto akari: okay! the baby is here! now i can explain why i made this groupchat lol. we are all here to celebrate little zhangjing getting her first phone! this groupchat may be chaotic at times, but if the younger gens ever need anything from the old gens, just hit up this groupchat! we’ll be here for you!
kim minyoung: akari, why didn’t you start with that? i’ll stay :)
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omg. that was a lot lol.
i def will do this again sometime! i hope you guys liked this teehee
stay safe out there guys!
- amy <3














