#qi.txt

[neostalgia]

"depose," "deny," and "defend" being scratched on the shell casings is likely a play on what's known as the "3 D's of Health Insurance," which are "delay, deny, defend:" all slimy tactics that insurance companies deploy to increase profit margins

[inside--direction]

i've been asked to get mage to masterball rank in champions. terrifying assignment to be given

[kentocidal]

HIIIII BUNNY!!! CONGRATS ON 100 YAHOOOOO smoochin u absolutely silly sloppy style rn 💕

Feel free to disregard my query if your event is closed ! Could I get my darling Kaveh with smut prompt 10:

"next time we get into an argument, i'm reminding you that i took your virginity."

THANK YOU BUNNY, take your time no rush and once again CONGRATS ON 100 ! <3

uploading kaveh10.txt . . . upload complete!

warning! this file has been corrupted with the following malware: dom!reader (implied), established relationship, old married couple arguing, no actual smut but it’s alluded to, reader grabs kaveh by the throat

internal messaging system: kaveh and i fight like old married people and this is something we would argue about frankly.

kaveh was the argumentative type. he loved to pout and whine and complain about everything, including things you, his dearly beloved, said and did.

it was nothing personal, almost always superficial, but it didn’t mean it didn’t get on your nerves.

today, the argument was how you hung up his shirts.

“you didn’t even button them up! they’re all wrinkled in the front, i’m going to have to steam them all again!” kaveh groaned as he went through your shared closet right in front of you.

you sat there on the bed, hands curled into fists. “i wanted to help you out, you know. i was being nice. stop being a drama queen.”

“but it’s wrong!” kaveh whined at you, holding out one of his shirts that you had hung up. you saw nothing wrong with it, obviously, seen in the way you just twitched your brow. he huffed and practically stomped his foot as he pointed to the button in the back. “look! see! it’s all wrinkled up!”

“your hair covers that button, honey. really, it’s okay-“

“no, it’s not! i have to do all the work again!” he clicked his tongue and moved back to the closet to start grabbing the shirts you had hung up, tossing them over his arm. “i know you wanted to be nice, i know, thank you, but i thought i had explained that to yo-“

he was cut off as he turned around and your hand softly connected with his throat, shoving him back against the wall with no real strength behind it. it shocked him more than anything, making him yelp and drop all of his shirts.

you clenched your teeth together as you pressed into his space, your breath fanning out from your nose over his face.

“you are so fucking lucky that i’ve grown to like hearing you whine. next time we get into an argument, i'm reminding you that i took your virginity.”

you watched the way his pupils dilated and his face turned red as your fingers curled lightly into his throat. he was affected almost immediately, bending to you, hands twitching towards your sides. you stepped away while he gaped like a fish.

“you d-didn’t-“

“you know i did.”

“did not!”

you squinted at him and gritted your teeth. “you’re such a brat.”

“no! i’m just particular!”

“say one more thing about those shirts to me and kaveh, i swear, i’ll make sure alhaitham knows who’s in control here.”

“well- wait! no!”

[neostalgia]

what developmental progress that my frontal lobe made in the past 24 years completely vaporized over the course of one day at wwwyf 2024. cobra starship brought out patrick stump for "kiss my sass." kellin quinn sang "king for a day" with PTV. FOB performed bang the doldrums; this was the first time since 2005 that FOB and MCR played at the same event. gabe saporta filmed mikey singing along to "thnks fr th mmrs." The Used shaded MCR on day 2 of the fest. And I have exactly 1 and a half people i can talk to about this.

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I QUIT MY JOB‼️

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local club near me is hosting a "party like it's 2014 tumblr" themed night next month. and going by that timeline i should pull up with a sonic screwdriver i think

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gatos gourdos...

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ummm uhhhh. work fits