#qiii.rants

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guys. it’s stuck in my head help

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Sausage Afterlife ep 4 spoilers (kinda???)

CAN WE JUST TALK ABT HOW PRETTY THE END BIOME IS THO??? LIKE HOOOOOLY SHIT IT’S SO FUCKING PRETTY?? I MIGHT DRAW IT AS LIKE BG PRACTICE

LIKE?.? DO YOU SEE THIS IT’S SO PRETTY!!

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Guys look im currently in the process of drawing canary birb jimmy bcz of all the jimmy harbinger or death and being a canary hc i read

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can i just say i am absolutely in love with the league of villains (is that what we’re calling them??) in afterlife,, im so excited to see them cause so much more chaos and destruction and mmmm group dynamics

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Liveblogging Jimmy’s Empires Finale!

Again i’ve only done this once b4 w the scott finale, so idk if the formatting is right

cw: empires smp spoilers!, swearing

Jimmy looks so happy and it contrasts so much with the content of the video,, we know there’s gonna be a lot of angsty stuff ohmygod

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IT’S A BOUNCY ROAD!!

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He is very much a builder!! he can build!!

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“It’s fine,, i don’t really care about it” uhuh, sure jan, sure you don’t

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Making a new cod head,, based on the 3 other finale i’ve seen,, jimmy i don’t think that’s a good idea,,

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DON’T FLIP IT!! DON’T FLIP IT!!

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OH GOD!! IT BLEW UP!! FWHIP BLEW UP!!

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LMFAOO THE WAY JIMMY WAS CRYING BCZ FWHIP WENT BOOM, BUT THEN FWHIP SHOWED UP NEXT TO HIM WITH GEM NOT A SECOND LATER

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THE FUCKING CODLANDS IS ALSO DRIED OUT!! WHATHEFUCKK, DOES THIS MEAN HE’LL LOSE HIS MEMORIES TOO??

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Rip to all the cods in jimmy’s empires

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Jimmy is blaming himself :((((

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HE LEFT?? HE’S GOING AWAY?? HE’S BASICALLY EXILING HIMSELF!!

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NOOOOO- WHATHEFUCKKK?? CMON?? HE ACTUALLY EARNED HIS CODFATHER HEAD BACK!! HE WAS WORTHY!! BUT NO HE LEFT!! AND NOW HE’LL FOREVER THINK THAT HE’S NOT WORTHY AND HE’LL BLAME HIMSELF FOR THE EVENTS THAT HAPPEN AND D:

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I’m still just super happy that empires will return for s2!! Also, im not sure if i’m correct but i think those who has a “empires smp will return” thing for their end card will return once again for s2!! So scott, sausage and jimmy will probs (hopefully) return!!

However, I don’t think lizzie will since she doesn’t hav the whole “empires smp will return” but instead a “fin”. Then again it’s just my suspicion and i could 100% be wrong

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Thanks for reading if you’ve made it this far!! I’m gonna liveblog fwhip’s or maybe gem’s episode next?

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Liveblogging Scott’s Empires Finale!

I’ve never done this b4 so, sorry if the format is wrong and all that stuff!

cw: empires smp spoilers ofc!, swearing

“Hopefully nothing that involves swords separating souls-“ OH SCOTT BUCKLE UP CZ THERE’S GONNA BE SOMETHING EVEN BIGGER THAN THAT

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THE WAY SCOTT STARTED CRITIQUING LIZZIE’S LOOK WHEN SHE SAID SHE NEEDED FASHION FROM HIM HDJDJ

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I love how lizzie is known as the resident scammer here on empires

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GOD THE THUNDER AND THE SHAKING STARTED OH GOD ITS ANGST TIME

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E X C U S E M E ??? XORNOTH IS FUCKING FREE???? WHAT???

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WHERE TF DID XORNOTH GO OHMYGOD

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“You’re homeless?” SCOTT PLS

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RIVENDELL IS N O T OKAY, I REPEAT RIVENDELL IS NOT OKAY!!

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THE CORRUPTION TENTACLES ARE BACK TOO WHATHEFUCK

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FUCKKK IS THIS GONNA BE SOME RIVENDELL BROTHERS ANGST

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“H-How could you do this- this was your home p- this was our home!” OHMYGOD

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XORNOTH TARGETING SCOTT’S FRIENDS KNOWING DAMN WELL THAT HE CARES SO MUCH FOR ALL OF THEM IS SUCH A DIRTY MOVE OHMYGOD

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NOOOO SCOTT SMAJOR- IM- XORNOTH E S P E C I A L L Y GOING OUT FOR JIMMY??

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THEY FUCKING TRAPPED HIM!! XORNOTH FUCKING TRAPPED SCOTT IM-

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XORNOTH TRAPPED HIM IN THE FUCKING CRYSTAL??

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“You have nothing. You have no one”

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THE RUNE BLADE!!

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IS SCOTT GONNA FUCKING UNALIVE HIMSELF WITH THE FUCKING RUNE BLADE WHATHEFUCK

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WHATHEFUCK. IM. I. I JUST NEED TO TAKE A MOMENT TO PROCESS ALL OF THAT OHMYGOD.

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NOOOO HE DID NOT- MR SCOTT SMAJOR- GIVING US FUCKING XORNOTH AND SCOTT BROTHERLY CLIPS

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IM CRYING THE BROTHERLY BOND AND BANTER THEY COULD’VE HAD FFUCK

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OHMYGOD THERE’S JIMMY- SCOTT SCOTTT YOU DID NOT

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WHAT WHAT. IS THIS. CANON FLOWE HUSBANDS IN EMPIRES??? JIMMY MAKING SCOTT FOOD?? AND ACTING LIKE IT’S A NORMAL/DAILY THING?? IM IN SHAMBLES /pos

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“Huh.. i guess happy endings do exist.” MR SMAJOR YOU. YOU. I AM IN SHAMBLES RN I AM CRYING OHMYGOD. E!SCOTT REALLY DESERVED A HAPPY ENDING PLS

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EMPIRES SMP SEASON 2!!!! IT WILL BE BACK!!! IM SO HAPPY OHMYGOD!!

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Empires smp is a series that i seriously adore, it’s my comfort series and i just love it so much. Although I’m sad about it ending, I’m also excited for what new adventures season 2 will bring!!

Thanks for reading this far if you did!! I’m gonna liveblog jimmy’s ep next maybe???

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Liveblogging Gem’s Empires Finale!

Oh god gem,, even the title is already so good ok oh god

cw: empires smp spoilers!, swearing

*kills the snowmen with her staff* “that’s so weird I’ve no idea what happened to the snowmen-“

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OH I DIDN’T KNOW THAT GEM SAW SAUSAGE STEAL THE MYTHLAND STAFF THING BACK WHAT

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I love the music when she woke up wtf it’s so cute!

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SAUSAGE’S ENTIRE GRIMOIRE IS JUST FILLED WITH “ALL HAIL BLOODSHEEP” IM CRYINSGHDGS

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HSJDHJSD GEM’S POV TO SAUSAGE TELLING THEM ABT WHAT HE DID PLS,, IT’S ALL JUST JUMBLED UP AND MIXED SHDJHS

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IS SHE GONNA TAKE SOME TIME FOR HERSELF AND JUST!! GET TO KNOW HERSELF BETTER? I LOVE THAT

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IS SHE GONNA FUCKING SWIM IN THE LAVA???

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YESS, YOU C A N DO IT GEM!! YOU SHOW YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE GOOD AND THAT YOU CAN DO IT!!

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VIOLET THE BABY ENDER DRAGON!!

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AND THEN THEY FLY AWAY ON A DRAGON!!

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OOHHH THE ENDINGGG!! I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE GEM AND FWHIP FLEW AWAY LIKE THAT,, BUT AT LEAST THE CRYSTAL CLIFFS IS IN THE CARE OF GANDALF!!

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I still standby what i said before, I’m curious as to where they’ll go and wether they feel guilty for just leaving behind all their friends and citizens like that, esp sausage and pearl,,

Thanks for reading this far if you’re still here!! Im rlly tired rn so imma go slep ok gnn

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WAIT EDIT: I DIDN’T SEE IT UNTIL THE VERY END END!!

GEM LIVING IN A FLOATING ISLAND THING?? I LOVE THAT AND HER JUST LIVING A MORE SIMPLE LIFE!! tho i do wonder if fwhip lives with her or if they parted ways as well,,

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Liveblogging Fwhip’s Empires Finale

Okay i am still not emotionally prepared for this but let’s do it-

cw: empires smp spoilers!, swearing

He’s gonna,, build his mega base’s interior,, when he knows that his entire base is gonna blow up and the world is gonna end,, fwhip whathefuck

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I fucking love the archways he built for the interior wtf

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im so fucking amazed at how he build things ohmygod it’s so pretty?? and the way he built his throne room really does draw you in and makes you want to come into the room

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No clippy clippy :(

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:000 shelby’s giving him her wings??? I did n o t expect that

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Gem, sausage and fwhip bonding time lesgo, i love em sm

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HSJSHSJ GEM LITERALLY JUST NOT OBEYING FWHIP’S RULE AND NOT HAVING HER WINGS CLIPPED AND TAKEN AWAY IS SIBLING PRIVILEGES

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“It was peaceful right?” “Peaceful yes peaceful-“ *LITERALLY MURDERED KATHERINE FOR THE CROWN HDJSH*

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HDJSHJDH PLS SAUSAGE EXPLAINING WHAT HE DID AND ALL THAT BUT FROM FWHIP’S POV HE’S JUST. HE CAN’T EVEN PROCESS WHATHEVER THE FUCK SAUSAGE IS SAYING AJSKDJ

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Oh god,, the explosion is gonna happen soon,,

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IM- I KNEW HE WAS GONNA BLOW UP BUT I STILL DIDN’T EXPECT THAT???? HE WAS TRYING TO TURN THE MACHINE OFF!!! THEN BOOM!, BLEW UP!

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Holy shit i did not realize the amount of damage the explosion fucking did on his empire whathefuck??

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okay whathefuck holy shit the amount of damage that the explosion did to his empire is actually fucking heartbreaking whathefuck,,

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Atleast the dogs are okay!!

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“i think i need to stay with family for a while,,, can i- can i stay in the crystal cliffs with you?” HE CALLED HER FAMILY IM SO <333 HDJHFJD ROSEBLINGS ROSEBLINGS

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THE BABY DRAGON IS NAMED VIOLET???. THAT’S SO CUTE

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This whole scene just give me the vibes that like- fwhip is trying to reassure himself that he’s fine, he’s ok, it’s not his fault and that he’s not evil and he would never intentionally hurt his friends and that his friends aren’t too mad at him, when in reality he really blames himself for it and he’s really scared of getting all his friends to be mad at him. But then again idk, I haven’t watch a lot of fwhip’s pov for empires so im not too sure abt his characterization

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THEY’RE JUST GONNA FLY AWAY LIKE THAT??? WHAT ABT SAUSAGE AND PEARL?? WHAT ABT ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?? NOT EVEN A GOODBYE!! IM- WHAT

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OHMYGOD,, it really just ended with them flying away from all the problems,, i wonder where they’ll go, or if they feel guilty about leaving all their friends,, esp sausage and pearl,,

This was by far the most interesting ending i think!!