#qots 3x09

[nikascott]

[floresdeldoza]

Omg can you live blog a little bit of 3x09 i’m freaking out

Dude. Dude. I finished the thing like 10 minutes ago but I can do a little bit of a rehash for u perfect beauties whomst deserve the world. Spoilers for 3x09 below the cut, obviously. Plus a little surprise. WINK.

Keep in mind I’m still legit having a stroke rn but from what my weak mind can recall:

Teresa tells James to be careful and his dumb fucking ass looks surprised and then he fucking smirks like an asshole.

Our fav found family corners all those little rat dudes following Pecas for some dumb reason and kills ‘em all.

Teresa confronts a guy running for Senate and uses him to ultimately nail the fucking Sheriff, but not before using the Sheriff to kill Pecas, which—

JAMES KILLS PECAS RIGHT AFTER HE CALLS TERESA “OUR QUEEN” MENDOZA A WHORE! BEAUTIFUL! ICONIC! POETIC CINEMA!

They rule Phoenix. Teresa calls the Sheriff whilst his evil ass is in prison and tells him she’s the God of War (which, btw, my aesthetic). She listens to him get beat up in prison and then proceeds to—

HAVE HOT VICTORY SEX WITH HER FUTURE HUSBAND JAMES VALDEZ, and ya know while the first time was v gentle and v soft this is very QUICK, AND HOT, AND GIVEN A SEXY ROCKER MUSIC SOUNDTRACK, AND THEY REMOVE ONE ANOTHER’S CLOTHING! IT’S HAPPENING, Y’ALL!

Ahem. Teresa also has a v nice convo with Kelly Anne.

LISTEN, I’M YOUNG BUT I’M NOT THAT YOUNG AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO RIP VIDEO AND ITUNES WON’T LET ME TAKE CAPS SO ALL I GOT IS A GARBAGE PHONE PIC, BUT Y’ALL IN FOR A GODDAMN TREAT! ENJOY YOUR SATURDAY!

[captainbucky-yt]

 - i’m a pirate madam, not a saint -

king george is so underrated. he made me cry.

[andboneofmybone]

Queen of the South + text posts 15/?

[queensngoddesses]

La Diosa de la Guerra

Just one of the four henchman? I think the fuck not. She’s a goddess, now bow malparido.

Sidenote: I think right now she’s still somewhere between that actual narco queen and that soft angel with a big bleeding heart. But she’s definitely miles away from what she was before.

[nikascott]

[andboneofmybone]

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[andboneofmybone]

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