Ruby: Ozpin is eating cookies with tea. Again.
Oscar: Because he is tense at the moment. Here Oz, have some more.
Ozpin: Thank you, Oscar. They are delicious. As always.
Qrow: He is a cookie-maniac. He is. He is!
Ruby: Quit your screaming. He is right by the way. When he interrogates someone, he eats cookies. When he is in a happy mood, he eats cookies. He always eat cookies. One has to wonder how he looks pefectly fit & not feeling sick.
Ozpin: You are right but i eat only a few cookies, lets say two or three. Eat them slowly & save the rest for some other time. They are made from 100% natural ingredients. I also don't eat junk-food like you youngsters or drink madly like that man over here.
Ruby: Oscar & I feel a bit insulted.
Oscar(scratching his head): Well, i rarely eat junk-food.
Qrow: Why do you all always talk about my drinking habits & not something else? Why you all cannot be like James over here.
Ironwood: First of all. What the hell am i doing over here? Secondly, don't call me James. Only my friends call me James & you are not my friend. Third & last, drinking madly like how you do is not good for health & will turn anyone into a lunatic.
Ironwood: Like hell i do!
Hope you all have a well day.