SLIME KNOWS ABOUT ORDEM PARANORMAL
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SLIME KNOWS ABOUT ORDEM PARANORMAL
Cellbit giving his opinion on "only up" after finishing it
TRANSLATION: " this fucking bad game ended, bad game, terrible game, full of nft, full of shit artificial inteligenge*, bad game, fucking badly made game, terrible game, my god why did i waste my money on this? i hate this game, terrible the experience of this trash, im here at the end of this poop to confirm that this game is shit, i scream to all the coners, this game is shit, this game is poop, dont buy this trash"
*he was talking about ai art but his anger did't let him speak properly
Lore (cellbit's girlfriend) on Twitter
Translation 1: "hehehe maybe something heppens and is a thing yall will kile hehehehhe"
Translation 2: "somebody is being convinced ✈️"
Wtf does she mean by that?
FELPS TALKING ABOUT THE TIME HE PRONOUNCED CELLBIT'S SURNAME WRONG
[TRANSLATION]
[Felps]: look, where is cellbit? I don’t know because he is behind, behind the logo
[Video]: CELLBIT, Rafael "Lanje"
[Felps]: iiih, she pulled a "lanje"
[JpLeeva]: She Did it on porpuse (the logo)
[Felps]: Yeah it was right in front of his face, they did this on porpuse, they got the clip and said "bro lets put right behind the logo" but she pulled a "Lanje" ishi ishiii
[Felps]: Woah, The last time i said "Lanje" in front of cellbit he broke my two legs, he broke my two legs and made me beg eeeh and say is surname right
[JpLeeva]: how its the right (way to say his) surname?
[Felps]: i dont know, i forgot, trauma trauma makes you forget stuff, you forget stuff, trauma innit?
POSSIBLE NEW ORDEM PARANORMAL SEASON?
So it all started when cellbit tweeted this TODAY
[TRANSLATION]: "Anxious to september"
That lead to this interaction
[TRANSLATION]:
[Op]: we already have a (release) date for enigma of fear or its the spin-ofd
[Cellbit]: its not related to EDM(Enigma do medo) we still dont have a confirmed release of the game
The ordem fandom is taking it... well
We arent compleatly freaking out or anything....
BEAMON'S "CASTING TAPE" FOR ORDEM PARANORMAL
[TRANSLATION]
[Cellbit]: *semi reading the chat* what made me invite beamon? Im gonna show it, if you don’t know bea thats what we will have next saturday
(Beamon): *pretending to be gal an antagonist from ordem paranormal* what did you said? I dont know if you kwon like i dont know if you know but like, kian knows, what did you said? No wait there, what did you said? No, hello? Hello? Love if i want i do an ocultismo in front of you here and summon up the asshole sucker from goianinha* eats/fucks you and your family and you do NOTHING, NOTHING and shut up arthur** that im speaking its my moment, in your round you lose to cellbit and speaks you cocky fucker, are you listing to me here you lil shit? I will pull this sword up your ass hein, i will pull this sword up your ass, Oh you are doubting me? I AM A CHILD OF NOVA IGUAÇU MY LOVE
[Cellbit]: *laughing* oh fuck, that was bea's casting tape
TRANSLATOR NOTE
* the chupa cu de goianinha (the asshole sucker from goianinha) is a creature that goes into peoples houses and sucks their assholes and goianinha is a small City from the state Rio Grande Do Norte, its a meme that started with a image of a fake TV news screenshot talking about the horror that the people from goianinha ware suffering because of the chupa cu
** Arthur is a protagonist from ordem paranormal and its played by guaxinim/guaxi and guaxi was in fuga impossível
OLD VIDEO OF THE ORDEM PARANORMAL CAST
[TRANSLATION]
[Guaxi/Arthur]: i'm here on the first ordem reunion and look who i found here!, joui without the mask-
[Cellbit/Mr.Veríssimo]: Arthur, Without Cellphones Please
ORDEM PARANORMAL FAN CENSUS! who did you got into it? are you brazilian or not? TELL YOUR STORY
got into it when cellbit announced the first season
got into it because one of my favorite streamers was in O segredo na floresta
got into it because one of my favorite streamers was in Desconjuração
got into it because one of my favorite streamers was in Calamidade
got into it because one of my favorite streamers was in one of the spin-offs
got into it because of the comic
got into it because of enigma do medo
got into it because cellbit could't shut up about on his streams
got into it because cellbit could't shut up about on his qsmp streams
Im curious!