#qsmp headcannons

[bluekazzoo]

I once read a story about a girl inviting every one of her tinder matches to a date without telling them it was a group date and honestly im pretty sure thats what's happening with qsmp

[dantetel1028]

I think. Fit considers Pac a PART of his mission, honestly. Not in an info way. In a "if I don't do this, I'll be trapped in 2b2t forever, and i will never see him again" way. I think even if Pac hated him for it, he'd still do it. Better to live in the same place hated than live in a warzone knowing someone is missing you and you can never see them again, or something. I think if the mission posed a real danger to Pac or Ramón, then he might quit it. But otherwise, I think he'd keep with it

- FA

I literally never considered that he would be forced down to the depths of hell (2b2t) if he were to quit his mission. Like I /knew/ that was what would happen but like it didn’t fully register so my opinion has been fully swayed like hell yeah he is gonna do everything in his power to stay with his new friends and family even if that means they hate him.

[ultra-raging-ghost]

Hello again :D

As it has been a difficult week with no cucuhalo, i would like to humbly request your Nacho hc's, I must find a way to cope... And Nacho with their little (probably paper plate) mask seems to be the perfect thing

NACHO HCS!!! Nacho is my absolute beloved ill spread the HCs to yall like bird seed once more <33

theres speculation around the office that Nacho's gun is just a toy gun or that its like a really well painted nerf gun, but nobody can confirm or deny bc on one hand nachos a kid, on the other hand theyre cucuruchos kid so they wouldnt put it past him to give them a real gun, and also they cant get it away from them to check (its a real gun)

Nacho has their own special fed assignments to carry out in the office (unlike the ones on the clipboard they yoinked) which is usually just little stuff, but occasionally cucurucho will be like "hey go tell fred if he doesnt get this on my desk by friday ill use his skin as paper while i do it for him" and nacho will be like OKAY :D and go tell him, which usually is met with horror but cucurucho gets to giggle from his office while he watches through the window with popcorn

Nacho likes to dress up in many kinds of frilly outfits, most of them being white, but usually struggles because theyre a baby and theyre hard on their clothing. Oftentimes they dont pick up their feet yet and step all over the back of jeans or skirts they wear or get grass and dirt stains on their little white shoes or on their sleeves <3

They keep having to replace their mask bc they are just a baby and see it like ass their face, so when they eat oftentimes they initially try to eat through the mask's mouth which results in grilled cheese or peas or soda getting all over the mask. They insist on a new one every time, its very important!!!! Thats their face, they cant just walk around without their face!!!

I like to think nachos ears are real and alongside this they have a cute little bear tail that wags when theyre happy (if youve ever had a dog with a nub tail you know what i mean)

Nacho likes to go mirmirmir in cucus lap while he works at his desk, they are so very little and they are so very eepy they need their mid day nap with their papa bear its a requirement non negotiable (cucus doesnt mind bc thats his egg ofc but doesnt love how the workers tend to coo when they enter his office.... hes so big and scary and definitely not a good caring father)

This is semi cannon but i like to think Nachos like the addams family kids/nanny mcfee kids in those two movies and that they keep getting assigned different babysitters (usually bunny ones) and keep tormenting them and making them run away <3

[lusi-raul]

I like qsmp so much because no matter which stream you watch, it seems that each one feels as equally important to the lore and contributes equally to it. Even if they have their own storylines, each one seems equally important and it gets weaved seamlessly into the whole of the lore within the sever. Phil for example is one of the people with the least interest in the lore for people still logging in the server but his character is very present in the lore. Heck even some of the people whose not in the server anymore has lore. Luzu’s computer self (i think?) and Spreen’s deadbeat dad character plays an important part to Fit and Ramon’s character traits sometimes. Like Spreen was the main reason why Ramon was so out of touch and hates poor people.

Maybe if qsmp members who are not into rp can just exist within the server without people forcing them to role play, maybe they will still log in. Guys, we don’t need them to role play. I feel like in this server they can just play regular minecraft and the story will write itself for them and their character will be molded without them trying like Phil. Look at Philza, he was just fishing when they were rescuing Bobby and nobody blamed him for it. Let’s give that same accommodation to other streamers and understand that not everyone has to like rp or eggs. Also people need to respect people’s boundaries. If a CC doesn’t like to be shipped with anyone we need to respect that. Also having people who disregards the lore in the server can make for an interesting story. Maybe if Spreen was not pressured to take the rp seriously then maybe he could have formed a great relationship with Ramon by just treating him like another player and not his son.

Look how hilarious Empires S1 became when it turned into a running joke that Smallishbeans cares jack shit about the lore. He mostly just wants to build his mega base in his own corner of the server and everyone left him alone and it became something the community found funny and interesting. It carried on to empires S2 where Joel made people shout “LORE!” for absolutely anything happening just to spite people who called him out on not playing into the lore the previous season.

I’m just concerned that although it’s cute and fluffy now how the community adores the eggs and the storytelling aspect of the server, it might create a mob of hostile and hateful people to go after a cc or admin that was responsible for the death of one or if someone ruins the rp. At the end of the day they are playing a video game, in reality these eggs are not real so don’t throw real hatred if ever a cc or admin does something wrong to the eggs or in the story they are telling to the point of attacking them irl. I love the eggs so much as well. Everyday I still have hope the dead eggs will come back but it’s good to be grounded on the fact that these aren’t real people. The people playing them are. I have just been loving how the CCs interact with each other and how the story is going that I don’t want it to end prematurely due to people taking it way too seriously.

I don’t follow most of the people who are currently inactive or have left the server but I still miss them specially Slimariana. No matter the reason why they left I still hope they come back. I hope they come back along with the “dead” eggs and if they do I hope that the community is nothing but welcoming towards their return.

[louissatturi]

Headcannon time!

I think pomme has star eyes (like in oshinoko) because of her father etoiles

I think it fits her and her fairy-dragon vibes!

[dantetel1028]

Curses

God. This song is so versatile it could work for so many people in this damn server.

“Ashes ashes dust to dust the devils after both of us” can work for all ships duos and parent/kid relationships.  The devil is after all the poor people on that server.

“Wont you stay with me my darling when the war starts in my hear” could work for spiderbit fitpac 4halo  starhalo pissa and so many others.

“All my aching bones are trembling

And I may yet fall apart”

I think this is a pac moment. Like idk I just /feel it in my bones/

[dantetel1028]

Hi so uh little rant 

(I am absolutely terrible at grammar and such so if it’s fucked up don’t mind it please)

Ok so I’ve noticed how no one talks about how /fit/ is alone, like /no one/ really talks about it. I think the reason the characters and the viewers and even q!fit himself overlooks it is because q!fit has always been alone. Pac is used to company, and when mike his platonic soulmate and richarlyson his child went missing he wasn’t used to it. The comfort that he had known most his life was taken from him so suddenly. But with fit he has always been alone so there would be no reason for him to be hit so hard by all of this right? WRONG. my man was in a wasteland where the moment you got attached to something it was gone, and then he came to a place that’s wasn’t so hardcore and He was not only allowed but  ordered to take care of something, he was hesitant and a little annoyed at how he had to take care of some egg he was just supposed to complete his mission and finally have at least a little peace , but slowly he started to get attached to the little boy and eventually that kid became /his son/. But then his partner, the man he was supposed to team up with, the man who was supposed to be his partner in parenting their child left without even a goodbye or a real reason as to why he left so he had to tell his son and everyone on the damned island that he left to get cigarettes. Of course fit isn’t really all that bothered by it, I mean he’s used to being alone and he barely knew that guy. But still…maybe he should monitor his future friends. just to make sure they don’t dump their responsibility’s on him of course. But time goes by and he for the most part forgets his absent partner. 

Then his son loses his first life. 

And then it became Ramon before the mission. He would never say it fully out loud but he would give up the mission and just about everything for that kid, it was /his/ kid, dragon be damned and he wasn’t going to let this kid be alone. He wasn’t going to let his kid be alone. 

And then more time passes, everything is fairly quiet and normal, well as normal as quesadilla island can be, yes he don was kidnapped once but all it took to get him back was a weak dungeon it was nothing

Then he was told his son would leave and never come back. He was told he had only had 6 days left with Ramon from a fairly traumatizing video. And he’ll be damned if he doesn’t make those 6 days count. 

Then the 6 days pass and he accepts that he will be alone once again. And he goes through the day grieving but pushing on, moving forward and so on. Besides he doesn’t have time to dwell since there are new members here, most of them don’t seem like they will be that much of a problem, and there are two who seem to be fans of his work he did while at 2b2t one of them seems particularly nice

And guess what! His son is back, Ramon is back! He’s not alone! But now his son is cracked. He needs to be extra careful now especially with the so called ‘federation’ that claims the kids were returned safely 

More time passes, and his son is a fairly good engineer! All is (for the most part) well , he’s making friends with those two Brazilians (known as tazercraft) and they tired out to be quite the trouble makers, he doesn’t fully trust them but they are friends- real friends not just ones he has to be friends with in order to make his mission easier 

Ok I realize im ranting too much so I’ll sum it up

Fit is supposed to be used to being alone, but it slowly starts to get to him, he’s starting to not be used to being alone to the point he now has separation anxiety instantly, almost everyone he has genuinely cared for on this island has disappeared or been kidnapped at least once, and he can’t take it anymore, he’s trying his best to go back to not caring but he’s getting closer and closer to a particular Brazilian (pac) and he’s not sure what to do, he said he’d take baby steps but even those seem too fast, and now his son and everyone else’s is gone, and they have no clue where they are and only a bit of a clue if they are ok. 

But I’m just saying that without Ramon, if we don’t count pac fit is alone, him and phill are friends but he’s not close enough to tell him about his mission and the same goes to tubbo, especially tubbo actually, since the kid is a big trouble maker (be it on purpose or accident) and has his own suspicions on fit himself

Pac has the other favela members but fit has no one is what I’m trying to say 

[ultra-raging-ghost]

I'd like to imagine in Bad's "sad ending" him and the kids can still do their everyday shenanigans

The kids would get so bored of heaven so fast if they can't cause a little bit of chaos and explore dangerous things lol

(The Fall™ part 2 but with the kids as well)

real!!

Richas wouldnt get bored for a while... hed spend so long just setting shit on fire for funnies, testing how much he can push before getting punished

I imagine pomme would do fine, she has her siblings to entertain her <3 and she can make music and art to her hearts content!

Dapper would get bored FAST. They want to do unethical experiments and you can only entertain her so much with fire, not like richas... they want answers, he'd run around, asking questions to anyone she can get her hands on, bothering skeppy, bothering bad, bothering whatever god is up there, but asking questions gets boring if you dont even have to work for the answers :(( you cant even eat people here!!!!

i imagine theyd eventually try and convince bad to drag skeppy back down to earth with them so they can keep tormenting humans, whether thats with angel or devil wings 💀 unlike bad and skeppy, theyve never had a god they felt they needed to impress aside from the parents that raised them so they wouldnt mind either way!!

although even if skeppy agreed hed miss the damn damning that gets them sent back down just like last time/j