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Haha isn't that so funny guys? The poor, POC imp doesn't know how to use the alphabet! His rich, white coded boyfriend is so shocked! Aren't we so progressive? Aren't we so funny?

God kill me

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YouTube keeps recommending me videos about Codename Kids Next Door and I just gotta say

Hear me out

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Helluva Boss shorts used to be better than the show (note: still not very good but better) because it meant I didn't have to see Stolas's ugly ass. But now he's in the shorts so what's the point?

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Spamtenna artists need to hop on the train of making Human AUs where Spamton still becomes a puppet. Shout-out to @yewgeneolgia and @spedles

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DELTARUNE SPOILERS

I have never been happier I made Spamtenna the Kriselle equivalent in my Other Puppet take because of this toxic yuri bomb we got in the Weird Route

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Rating all of the pride fits in the Helluva Boss merch drop because I'm bored

New merch drop was ass but I figured I could at least have some fun rating all of the fits. Anyways here we go (mostly using the chibi stickers because they're the easiest to see the outfits from)

STOLAS

I hate this fuckass so much. His outfit couldn't even be proper ugly so I can roast the shit out of him, it's just mid. I like some of the star stuff but it's so cluttered that it's genuinely hard to tell what I'm looking at half the time

4/10

LOONA

Dear God what the fuck am I looking at? Can someone please tell these artists they can't do the split dress/suit because this is the second time they've tried after Vaggie and it somehow looks even worse. Like what is even happening with the right half

2/10

SALLIE MAY

Talented, brilliant, incredible, showstopping. Genuinely so fucking good I want to kiss whoever designed her on the mouth. That's my butchy femme cowgirl. No complaints

10/10

VEROSIKA

It's cute enough ig. Thankfully they didn't go full split dress like the dumpster fire that is Loona but it's just kind of eh to me. It's a lil generic methinks

6/10

VASSAGO

Vassago is annoying but this outfit is pretty good. I like the gold and dark blue mixed together. Some of the bits on there confuse me though

8/10

BLITZO

He's kind of killing it ngl. I'm glad they let him slut it up this Pride and his star pants are cool. Wish the jacket had more going on though

7/10

OCTAVIA

Aww she's so cute. The bigass bow is a lil distracting but it's so cute for Via anyways. Not much else to say

7.9/10

MOXXIE AND MILLIE

WHY DO NONE OF THE IMAGES SHOW MOXXIE'S FULL SUIT FROM THE FRONT? Anyways Moxxie is fine but Millie is straight up outserving him in every way. Should have let Moxxie also wear a dress you cowards. Anyways idc what Spindlehorse says, Millie is bi and Moxxie is a transwoman. They're yuri together.

5/10 for Moxxie and 7/10 for Millie

BEELZEBUB

Switched to playmat for this one. Anyways this outfit is ugly as shit but not as bad as Loona's. The top is completely unsalvageable but the shorts could have been saved if you tweaked the dripping honey underneath.

3/10

FIZZOZZIE

Fizzarolli's lil jester crop top 🥺 I love him so much. Asmodeus's fit kind of sucks tbh. They should let Ozzie be GNC/slutty at least once but of course the writers are too cowardly to let the character voiced by a black man be anything other than masculine so fuck me ig

8/10 for Fizzarolli and 4/10 for Asmodeus

MAMMON

This is the best image I could find. Outfit is ugly anyways. He looks like Care Bear for no reason. Why does his outfit have an absurd number of hearts anyways? That's Asmodeus's symbol.

Also it's very funny they refuse to put Stella in pride merchandise because she's abusive yet put Mammon, another abuser, in the same breath. But honestly who's surprised at this point?

2/10

CHAZ

Fuckkkk I kind of like this outfit. It's actually kind of cool and I wish it wasn't wasted on Chaz of all people. Should have given it bi colors and made it Striker smh. Wouldn't go to a pride parade my ass

8/10

BARBIE WIRE

This is literally just Blitzo's outfit wtf are we doing? Like I'm sorry but it pisses me off that they went out of their way to give Barbie a girlfriend for her focus short only to completely not use her for the literal pride merch. Don't pmo

1/10.

ANDREALPHUS

Woowww it's literally almost identical to his normal outfit. I'm so glad they included this fuckass bird over Kendra and Striker for the third time now. I'm sooooo glad gay men can see themselves in the ugly bird who constantly hits on his sister.

0/10. I'm tired boss

Anyways that's it for now. Follow me for DCAU content. I think the two main boys from Static Shock should kiss.

Also I have Hellaverse rewrite stuff.

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"Oh haha you thought we were gonna develop one of our female characters but in reality we were making a thirst trap of the character nobody likes aren't we so funny?" I HATE HELLUVA BOSS

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Hellaverse and Glitch are true opposites in a way. Hellaverse is poorly written with an incredibly shitty creator but a chill voice cast (with a few exceptions) and Glitch has well written stuff with relatively chill people running it but an incredibly shitty voice cast (with a few exceptions)