Apr 2, 2021
A lot of people run away from art...
Sometimes you just gotta skadoodle
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A lot of people run away from art...
Sometimes you just gotta skadoodle
Rare coins fetch a pretty penny
Eventually I’ll get my personal and professional websites up and running so I can build a portfolio to show off
Quad rant: #056: In which pertains to cables, plugs and sockets...
Oh? What’s this? Another Quad rant? Yes brothers and others, sisters and misters, peeps and creeps, it’s time for this. A rant about the mundanity of man. Mandanity if you will....
Why the fuck are electrical plugs in the UK designed to hurt in some way or other. Be it stepping on the damn prongs or the annoyance that companies can’t decide which way the cable should come out of the plug.
As much as their safety gets lauded for being effectively shock proof, many a times have I stepped on one to the point of eye watering pain. They’re flat, which means often when unplugged they lie prong side up.
Yeah. Our plugs are designed to sit like that, waiting to attack the underside of your foot like it’s an orifice awaiting penetration.... no... wait... that’s a bad analogy isn’t it? And you can’t spell analogy without anal. Anywaaaaaaay....
But the other issue that just really gets me is this:
Why? Why did you do that? Why can’t you just have the cable come out the bottom consistently constant across all plugs? Hmmmmmmmmmmm? Why do you do this? Trip my little OCD mind that likes uniformity across cable management? I just want a clean, easy managed set up that makes the best of space and keeps things neat. That is not neat. That is messy. That requires me to put the adapter floating in the middle just so I can have the cables come out of the top. That requires me to manage additional cables. You fucks. You fucking fucks. I just want things to look nice.
Quad rant #055: In which pertains to the dreaded washing up bowl
Why? Just why?
Why does this exist?
What fucking use does this serve? I mean, other than to waste plastic and dupe idiots in to thinking they’re managing waste?
A wash bowl. What is the point of them? For those that don’t know, it’s a plastic bowl you sit in the kitchen sink (or faucet if you’re not a resident of the colonies, hiiiii btw), and you fill it with water and dish cleansing liquid like Fairy (which is my favourite brand since I’m halfway towards being one lol), and you wash your washing up in it (hence why it’s a washing up bowl): your dirty dishes, cutlery, etc. The only thing is, when you empty it, you empty it into one place. Can you guess where? ONLY THE FUCKING SINK!
Yes. You wash your dishes in a plastic bowl, presumably to protect a metal sink from being damaged by ceramic or other metal for some reason as though that is enough to pierce a metal bloody sink, collect food waste, the bits of dried gubbins that you couldn’t collect on your spoon or fork to shove down your gullet, into the bowl... and then when you come to empty said plastic bowl, you empty it into the sink so you still end up with a drain that risks getting clogged or something.
Why?
Why not just use the sink, save your money and the plastic? Your bowls will still be clean, your sink drain will still get clogged with cold, soggy leftover food that is unpleasant to eat, and you’ll still be there wondering why you didn’t get a fucking dishwasher.
Ok... here’s one for you.
What mode of transport does a computer ride?
A clock cycle!
To all my American followers and mutuals. Please stay safe out there and away from any petulant Trump losers. They’re on a warpath rn, don’t get caught up in it or any counter-demonstrations.