#quark the bartender

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It was 4 am and Quark was harassing me to play fetch with him and his emotional-support bottle cap.

And, yes, the cap is deformed from the surprising jaw power of this 18 pound monstrosity of a cat.

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His paw is on my shoulder.

He has been harassing me to perform Oo-Mox.

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Quark loves the hammock bowl, even though he is a bit larger than it was designed to accommodate.

The hammock bowl is the only way to neutralize his true-chaotic energy.