#quartermutt

[coyotetboy]

Guys do you think if Max saw what I post he would stop beating me up because he’s grossed out and doesn’t want to touch me or bully me more because I’m a nasty freak

[throughtherabbitshole-ao3]

What if I'm on my way to tell Max about all of the puppys kinks

[coyotetboy]

Max would take me ice skating as like a cute date, he’s never done it before but he assumes he can because: ‘it doesn’t look that hard’

I’ve mentioned to him that I’m shit at skating so he’s soooo excited to lead me around on the ice and hold my hand like in those shitty romance movies …Heh. He’s such a good boyfriend.

He immediately eats shit as soon as we enter the rink btw

[coyotetboy]

Stalker x Stalker Quartermutt.

[coyotetboy]

Armpits on the mind tonight. I need Max to headlock me nose to sweaty sweaty pit and just hold me there

[coyotetboy]

I think Max is possessive in the way a dog resource guards

[coyotetboy]

I think I’m becoming a little more nonsharing with Max and it’s #embarrassing

[coyotetboy]

he torments me 😔