A bomb that will turn everyone caught in its blast into Pokemon
defuse it if you can, I painted the red wire a different color!
//Okay making this one an OOC post first rq because wtf /gen//
//I don't have magic anons on for this exact reason, bc drawing them all new talk sprites when you all inevitably try to pokemon-ify would take time that mod here doesn't have rn//
//So whoever sent this, I'm sorry, but no fucking thank you????? Don't try this shit again unless you ask me first bc I need TIME to plan this shit (and you trying this would have fucked up a thing I have planned for tomorrow here if I had let it happen)//
//Now, that being said! The in character response!//
[The mail has been returned. Via Giratina Portal. Express delivery, mf. They saw the note and collectively said "Fuck That".]