#quatvondee

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Does this fact please you ?

It. . Sure?

Deers are cute. There are worse things that I could be compared too

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B1, look, it's Clark last night.

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Have you tried satire ? Seems ideal for one living a farce. Id love to know what's at the back of that pretty mind of yours. Helping and being helpful are two entirely different things. Occasionally, I'm crude, myself. But I only want to help. X

Just occasionally? That’s astounding. 

I find it hard to believe you want to be helpful - I think you enjoy causing your own sort of mayhem and aggravation as you can get away with it (all of the jabs at my job and character, very rude).

but you are right being helpful and helping are two different things and you’re currently doing neither. 

So thank you for your two cents on how uncouth werewolves are and how I’d apparently make a grand vampire so long as it wasn’t malkavian. Your words have been taken into consideration and filed accordingly. 

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I'm the most genuine one of the whole of you. Human, beast, undead (ha, ha, ha!) if you mistake it for anything else than it is you who are the fool. But no, you could never be malkavian. You don't have the insight into the inner workings of the mind. (Perhaps reevaluate your professional aspirations.)

I’m relieved I could never be a malkavian. Best news I’ve had all day. 

You and my father would get on smashingly.

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Have you considered : werewolves are crude, primitive; monsters in that they're lacking free will. It's such a basic thing. Don't deny yourself your, oh, intelligence. You're meant for so much more. x

Been a while since I’ve seen you about.

You really shouldn’t go around saying things like that, it’s rude  and I’ve had my fill on  ‘what I’m meant for’. 

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Little girls, this seems to say, Never stop upon your way, Never trust a stranger-friend; No one knows how it will end. As you’re pretty so be wise; Wolves may lurk in every guise. Handsome they may be, and kind, Gay, and charming – never mind! Now, as then, ‘tis simple truth – Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth!

Divine. 

I don’t even know what to say to you. Thanks for this.

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What are the different kinds of humans? I know of only three. x

I. . Humans don’t have different kinds? Not like you vampires do.

You, you should know this you were human

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Ask him how Lloyd is doing.

Surprisingly, now is not the time to ask