"I'm trying to," Sam defended himself in slight exasperation, his cheeks flushed from the numerous attempts they had had, "But one of the branches is almost in my face and it's making me feel like sneezing." Keeping his hands firm on her thighs, he scrunched his face as he shrugged a bit, hoping to adjust the position of the girl who was on his back. "Alright, one last time. Make it quick, or we'll end up on the floor soon," he said, before he held his breath and stepped closer towards the pine-scented tree. Stretching a little on his tiptoes, Sam did his best to keep his balance while his girlfriend tried to place the star ornament at the top of their Christmas tree again. This definitely wasn't as romantic as he had imagined earlier.
Rachel loved Christmas, even though she really didn’t celebrate it in her own religion. It was so easy to fall in love with the holiday when each and every single one of her friends were obsessed with it. Rachel had already decorated her apartment with Quinn from floor to ceiling, and it felt like a winter wonderland. Festive candles were burning and just the scents of Christmas made her want to start baking cookies for the holidays. And of course, the decorations wouldn’t have been complete without some mistletoe. She had put one small bunch of mistletoe by the bedroom, figuring that it would be a fun little thing for the two of them. Little did she know, there was far more mistletoe than just the bit she had put up.
As she walked towards the kitchen, she saw Quinn walking out, and Rachel couldn’t help but smile at her. When the blonde randomly pulled her in for a kiss in the doorway, Rachel kissed her back before pulling away with a raised eyebrow and a smile on her lips.
“What was that for?” A simple point up was all she needed, Rachel immediately seeing another bunch of mistletoe above their heads. “You put it up everywhere, didn’t you?” Rachel grinned, her laughing as she saw the other girl nod before walking away, Rachel following the girl with her eyes.
She was definitely going to love this Christmas, she was sure.
for the kids meme: coopurt, serial killer!klaine, and quaine for the heck of it because they'll have a baby eventually
Send me a character/ship and I’ll tell you:
COOPURT – Karina edition even though they do have their own kid later
their child’s name and why they were given that name: Karina Elizabeth Hummelone thing their child always begs for in the store: She begs Cooper for all the candy, all the soda, all the cereal, all the pudding. She doesn’t get it because Cooper will be in trouble with Kurt if she does. She begs Kurt for more healthier stuff because she knows that if Kurt likes it too, they’ll share it.their child’s favorite toy and why: She loves all her toys. She can’t pick just one. She takes turns sleeping with her toys so no toy feels replaced. But she always had a softer spot for the Disney plushies.their child’s first word: Her first word was no.their child’s least favorite food: she hates mangoes. DESPISES mangoes. Mangoes are the enemy!the thing they brag about whenever they talk about their child: she is highly creative, so Kurt brags about her hair color choices that she picks on her own or her art works. Cooper brags that she’s highly talented in singing too because they have duets a lot.the most likely reason their child is having a meltdown: Cooper not staying the night, Cooper not tucking her in, Cooper not playing with her, Cooper not being in her life period. Or she melts down because she has decided her age group are a bunch of morons.whether they’re a strict, overbearing parent or a laidback parent: Kurt is all the above because he is her parent biologically. Cooper is more laidback when he becomes her parent officially. So Karina will go to Cooper for things first after Kurt and Cooper get married.something their child does that they find youtube-worthy: Cooper finds her singing to be youtube worthy. Which it is!how their child would react if they told them they ate all of their Halloween candy: She will be highly exasperated and disappointed then demand they buy her ice cream instead.
Serial Killer!Klaine
their child’s name and why they were given that name: Serena Elizabeth Hummelone thing their child always begs for in the store: She begs Blaine for soda. She loves soda because she doesn’t get it often. Otherwise she doesn’t beg for anything unless it’s the holidays then she wants all the holiday cookies.their child’s favorite toy and why: She has a plush cat that she has with her ALL THE TIME. Kurt got it for her one Christmas when he was struggling to keep them supported, and even if she was only 1 at the time it became her favorite toy because of it.their child’s first word: Her first word was mama and Kurt teared up from it.their child’s least favorite food: she doesn’t like meat really. she’ll eat turkey or chicken if she has to, but she doesn’t like meat.the thing they brag about whenever they talk about their child: Blaine brags about how sweet she is and how adorable she is. Kurt brags about her rocking her outfits so well and being very well behaved for a child her age.the most likely reason their child is having a meltdown: Kurt leaving her with babysitters that aren’t Blaine or Elliott.whether they’re a strict, overbearing parent or a laidback parent: Kurt is all the above. He has to be since he’s raising her alone. Blaine becomes all the above too when he becomes her legal guardian too.something their child does that they find youtube-worthy: She is never featured on youtube. ever. even if she does cute things.how their child would react if they told them they ate all of their Halloween candy: She gets VERY upset. Throws a drama queen chic fit that puts Rachel Berry to shame.
Skank!quaine
their child’s name and why they were given that name: I have no idea! We haven’t really discussed it.one thing their child always begs for in the store: S/he begs for all the sweets. The candy. The cookies. Cake mix. Pudding. Yogurt. Maybe even a toy now and again.their child’s favorite toy and why: s/he will have a build-a-bear that goes with them EVERYWHERE. It’s like a security blanket up until s/he turns 18 tbh.their child’s first word: Probably ‘fuck’. Blaine will find it so funny. Quinn won’t.their child’s least favorite food: OOOO, tomatoes, avacadoes, onions, celery, brussel sprouts, cabbage, turnips, oranges, s/he will be a very picky eater.the thing they brag about whenever they talk about their child: Blaine brags about how well behaved they are (which is laughable), and Quinn brags about how cute they are.the most likely reason their child is having a meltdown: Not getting the attention they think they deserve from his/her parents! Being left somewhere for too long without Blaine or Quinn’s comfort.whether they’re a strict, overbearing parent or a laidback parent: Quinn is stricter, Blaine is more laidback. But they both hold all three qualities.something their child does that they find youtube-worthy: His/Her first word being ‘fuck’.how their child would react if they told them they ate all of their Halloween candy: OH THE DRAMA! S/he will not like that at all.
✤ + coopurt, klaine (any one of your choosing), quaine, blina ;D
send me ✤ + a ship and i’ll tell you…
Coopurt!
who said i love you first? – Kurt says it first. After they’ve had sex for the first time too.
who laughs when the other trips? – Oh Karina laughs at the adults tripping more so then Kurt or Cooper laugh at each other.
who pays the bills? – Kurt obviously pays his own bills at first, but after Cooper moves in, Cooper does. Kurt doesn’t complain!
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays? – They both do. Because they have Karina to think about! And they need to make it memorable for her.
who’s more clumsy? – Cooper, definitely Cooper.
who checks their daily horoscope? – Kurt, out of curiosity and needing something to read.
who sings louder in the car? – Cooper. He and Karina have plenty of duets in the car on little road trips.
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? – Kurt does on accident. He’s a single parent! He gets exhausted after a long day and ugh so much work.
who is more up to date in pop culture? – Kurt is.
who insists on going to see the newest movies? – Cooper, he needs any reason for a date with Kurt.
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on? – Karina cries and then asks Kurt for a pet.
who’s the lighter sleeper? – Kurt. He’s a single parent so he has to be.
who believes in ghosts? – Cooper. And Kurt has to remind him to keep his mouth shut around Karina anytime something off happens.
who does the grocery shopping? – Cooper and Kurt do it together, otherwise Kurt does it with Karina since it’s habit.
who updates their facebook status more often? – Cooper. Kurt’s too busy to care about his facebook really.
Christian!Kurt x Badboy!Blaine
who said i love you first? – Blaine says it while they’re having ANOTHER argument about Kurt’s religious belief’s crossing over into his sexuality.
who laughs when the other trips? – Kurt laughs at Blaine tripping all the time.
who pays the bills?– Kurt does. He’s very organized that way. And doesn’t trust Blaine with money.
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays? – Kurt does. Kurt loves Christmas. He will make Blaine wear matching Christmas sweaters when they go out after they’re openly dating.
who’s more clumsy? – Neither are clumsy I don’t think.
who checks their daily horoscope? – Neither? Kurt doesn’t believe in that silliness and Blaine’s too cool for that shit.
who sings louder in the car? – Oh they both do. KLAINE DUETS BABY!
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? – Blaine does and Kurt chastises him for it every time.
who is more up to date in pop culture? – Kurt is. Obviously.
who insists on going to see the newest movies? – Blaine, but Kurt may turn it down because a) his religious belief’s or b) the actual content.
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on? – Kurt does.
who’s the lighter sleeper? – I think Kurt’s a lighter sleep compared to Blaine, but I don’t think he’s really a light sleeper.
who believes in ghosts? – Neither of them. Because Kurt knows what ghosts really are.
who does the grocery shopping? – Kurt does. He’ll bring Blaine with him if he needs to, but otherwise Kurt does it alone.
who updates their facebook status more often? – Kurt does. Usually Bible quotes or a thing to remind himself later about something funny Blaine does/says.
Skank!Quaine
who said i love you first? – Blaine does. He says he’s not sappy but still has a lot of sappy moments.
who laughs when the other trips? – Quinn laughs at Blaine when he trips and he tells her to fuck off, but then she kisses his cheek all while he’s muttering under his breath.
who pays the bills? – Blaine pays them.
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays? – Quinn does. Blaine pretends he doesn’t give a shit but he does. He is the one who hangs the mistletoe in every room.
who’s more clumsy? – Blaine’s more clumsy because he’s an idiot who is in love.
who checks their daily horoscope? – Quinn probably does. Blaine could care less about that stuff.
who sings louder in the car? – Quinn does. And she’ll always manages to get Blaine to join her.
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? – Blaine does. He’s a lazy bastard.
who is more up to date in pop culture? – Quinn? Maybe?
who insists on going to see the newest movies? – They both do. Anything to get out of the house and to throw popcorn at the back of kids heads.
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on? – Quinn does. Blaine always distracts himself during those commercials or changes the channel.
who’s the lighter sleeper? – Blaine is.
who believes in ghosts? – I have no idea? Neither?
who does the grocery shopping? – They do it together. Blaine leans on the cart while Quinn goes through their list.
who updates their facebook status more often? – Quinn. Blaine doesn’t give a shit about facebook.
Blina.
who said i love you first? – Tina does, and Blaine says it right back. Cue making out.
who laughs when the other trips? – Tina laughs anytime Blaine trips.
who pays the bills? – Tina does, Blaine trusts her more with money and organization.
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays? – They both do. Blaine and Tina love decorating their apartments together. They love ice skating. They love caroling. They love the food. EVERYTHING
who’s more clumsy? – Tina is, which is just another more reason why Blaine holds her hand.
who sings louder in the car? – Tina sings louder and Blaine finds it adorable.
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? – Blaine does, but Tina always fixes it. Which is why they brush their teeth together.
who is more up to date in pop culture? – Tina is. Blaine doesn’t really care.
who insists on going to see the newest movies? – Blaine does! DATE NIGHTS!
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on? – Tina. Blaine always keeps a box of tissues handy near the TV.
who’s the lighter sleeper? – Tina is. Which she should be because Blaine gets drunk and breaks in a lot when he forgets his key.
who believes in ghosts? – Neither???? I DUNOO
who does the grocery shopping? – Blaine does grocery shopping in little spots throughout the week, but when it comes to the holiday season they do it together.
who updates their facebook status more often? – Tina. Blaine doesn’t have a facebook.
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The morning sunshine beaming through the window hit Kurt square in the face and it may have taken a few minutes for him to actually realize it and roll away from the it only to find the space beside him empty. He knew Cooper fell asleep with him the night before, he had the reminder of the slight soreness between his legs to vouch for that. Had he just gotten out of bed and left without a word? It had the pit of the rebellious males stomach sinking at that thought. Only pushing it away as he rolls out of bed, reaching blindly for some kind of covering since he had fallen asleep without a stitch of clothing on.
It would be another hour before his daughter would be awake and active so he knew he had to take a quick shower before getting started on breakfast. Only grabbing fresh underwear, sweats, and a sweatshirt to wear when he was done, he slips into the bathroom and switches the shower water on. A quick brush of the teeth before actually stepping into the warm water to wash away the actions of the night. The sweat, among other unmentionables.
Eyes closed, head tipped back to relish in the feeling of his hair getting washed free from any product he had put in it prior to last night, he didn’t hear the bathroom door open, and he didn’t hear it close. Let alone clothing be stripped off until there was warm hands gripping over his waist from behind which was reason enough to squeak.
“Easy, it’s just me,” Cooper’s silky voice whispers against his ear, giving Kurt enough reason to relax again as his head tips back against his boyfriend’s shoulder with a soft relieved sigh.
“Shouldn’t sneak up on a guy, Anderson. I have ways to make sure your cock never works again.” The porcelain male muses, allowing Cooper’s strong hands to come around to his chest for a nice intimate embrace under the running water.
He deserved it. He deserved every slice. He deserved every dice. He deserved the slash, the gash, the stripe, and the chunks cut out of his body like a play-do play set. The average person would be shocked, possibly disgusted by the amount of red that the current room was in. The last breath that bastard took was music to Kurt’s ears and for the first time in the last year or so he breathed evenly again.Well that was until he heard a door open behind him and footsteps indicate someone else was in the room.
“He deserved it,” was the first thing out of Kurt’s mouth. Although he didn’t look away from the body he just destroyed. The life he took with force. No shame. No regret.
It was also the reason why he was tied to a chair in the middle of the room. Receiving a few scrapes and cuts for his trouble. But Kurt couldn’t care less. He knew what he did was what had to be done. Someone had to do it. And the law wasn’t going to be the one to take that into their hands. They were going to grant his abuser the rights to his child. That wouldn’t do.
“Will this take much longer? I have a daughter to get home to.” Kurt sighs, appearing bored with this interrogation session.
“Talk, or I’ll have to make you.” The other man was saying. Blaine as Kurt remembered. Even shoving a knife into Kurt’s face to prove he meant business. Of course it only had the porcelain male smirking to himself.
“If you wanted my number, all you had to do was ask.”
