#queenofawkward

[noodlesinthenood]

When my students tell me I should model, this is what I imagine. 

[apostgradnothing]

I was an awkward kid so I had to learn to be funny. An ongoing list of jokes I've compiled...I got like 50 more. #arrogantbastard #whatswrongwithme #queenofawkward

[jillskill-blog]

I've had smoother days. #queenofawkward

[quietfucks]

*old man knocks on bathroom door*

Me: occupied

*old man opens door*

Me while covering myself up: oh! Sorry

[quietfucks]

Manager trying to move past me to leave office: excuse me jess

Me: thank you

[blackstvrs]

yo followahs. *ahem

omfg, ok i made a secondary password-protected special blog. 

TELL ME IF YOU WANT THE PASSWORD AND IF YOURE SPECIAL ENOUGH, YOU CAN HAVE IT.. fill ma ask. lol       thesummeriwasstillugly

ok

bye.