Undefinable.

[kristina100000]

embarrassed by the amount of pedestrians i hit with my car today but i made it home safe

[flowerytale]

Emily Dickinson, from a letter to Sarah Tuckerman (October 1885)

[taproot-bread]

Weighted blanket is not enough I need someone to do this to me

[specialcar]

[voxvenati]

[vulqan]

hello @sashayed your gay haunted wedding is doing numbers on tumblr as god or whoever intended

[sashayed]

ghosts loved it btw 😌

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[everythingfox]

[sirenja-and-the-stag-deactivate]

Making of Hannibal Season 3 by mindwarpfx

 "You want me to build a skinless, backwards walking meat stag? Ok.“

[Part 1] [Part 2]

[nontemporary]

ADAM FUSS

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Johfra Bosschart - Carnival of vanity (1959)

[plantalskies-blog]

[bogleech]

Someone on facebook posted a video of their mature sea monkeys and MOST of the notes were people shocked that they either got that big, or were real at all? Apparently a whole lot of people who ever bought a “sea monkey” kit failed to hatch them or never saw them grow beyond white specks, so they thought it was a scam??

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

i literally just saw a bot website say this and thought it was made up wtf

[bogleech]

Yeah no the guy who invented the idea of selling brine shrimp eggs to children as “instant pets” was a big fan of the nazi party and also just generally insane. Like sorry everyone for using an insensitive term but there’s no other way to describe a guy who shut himself up in a mansion and secretly funded nazis off of his inventions, which included the “x-ray specs” and other mail-away children’s scams. The sea monkeys were like the only real one, but he also paid a biologist to make a special, superior strain of them that’s still patented to this day, so I guess he also tried to make his own ubershrimpens. I know this all sounds made up but you can look up Harold Von Braunhut, which is exactly the kind of name you expect. He also kept making money off them until he died in only 2003.

[sunsbleeding]

[loryisunabletosupinate]

[mae-martin]

Not that it’s any of my business.

[lionfloss]

'Under Monet's Pond' by Eiko Jones

[aliceinwondercloset]