#queenoftheseekers

[officer-sarcasm]

To: queenoftheseekers From: Prowl Subject: Greetings

  Hello. It appears you are of Decepticon origin; I suspect that you are here for a reason. Would you like to be a proper member of society and tell me what it is you need at this time? Or are you contacting me to just give me a helmache?

[cool-and-collective]

[pings]

    Jazz squinted but accepted the ping, opening a comm link with ease.    //Yes, ma'am?// 

[headlessbutnotqueueless]

Yeah. She had jiggly rubber pedes and was mute. Remember? I ran over and told you. Maybe the paintjob isn't enough... Need to go bigger. Incredibly crazy animal maybe? Blobfish? Obnoxious go-away bird? *looks up* HELP IM TOO TIRED TO THINK OF IDEAS

((Oops, I think I actually recall seeing an ask about “rubber pedes”. >.>; Muse’s fury is now redirected at me. *meeps*))

…….. I insist on a ‘raincheck' for the 'torment my glitchy clone' idea. It's clever, but repeating what you already did won't be as fun.

[headlessbutnotqueueless]

Nope. Don't have my own powers. Just using the optional grey-face disguise to kinda... borrow the power to do stuff. Like be a wolf. Or give Slipstream an awful paint job. I really can't do anything without the anon disguise 😐 Except be annoying 😀

…….. You gave Slipstream an awful paintjob? And didn’t tell me?

*followed by shrill Cybertronian curses that far more aptly convey just how infuriated he is than would any mere human tongue, even culturally-adapted sayings*

[headlessbutnotqueueless]

Slipstream likes (and that's putting it midly), Megatron. She comes from you so... Have you ever thought of your almighty leader in such way at some moment? It doesn't have to be recent

*low growl* I am well aware of her designs on the Warlord. As to what she gained from me, that is still a mystery. Whatever it may be, she’s certainly contrary.

In what way?

[headlessbutnotqueueless]

Megatron... I'm trying to think of two other names, but I can't '-' ... Maybe Slipstream?

*HISSSSSS*

WHY WOULD I EVER REMIND YOU OF THAT ANCIENT SLAGGER?

And the Pitspawned clone of mine resembles me, not the other way around!

[headlessbutnotqueueless]

Hello >:P

1. First impression: It’s a glitch.

2. Truth is: You’re a glitch.

3. How old do you look: I’ve seen humans that look like they’ve seen more stellar cycles! >:U

4. Have you ever made me laugh: THE HYSTERICAL RAVINGS OF A BROKEN MECHA

5. Have you ever made me mad: Are Autofools stupid?

6. Best feature: Apparently you got my cunning. Or wit. Or something else that’s part of the million-and-one reasons I’m the most incredible mech in the universe.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Ew, gross, no.

8. You’re my: enigmatic clone.

9. Name in my phone: SHE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-DESIGNATED

10. Should you post this too? Already did and I don’t want to see the answers to your dear ‘Megsy’. ANY OF THEM DX<

[greatandpowerfulseeker]

Thundercracker.

That would be ‘Oh great and powerful Thundercracker’ to you, sister!