#queens thoughts

[the-queens-pup]

I think of Ls Wemm courting Egg I'm not gonna lie for the sheer fact that Egg is everything he's ever wanted in a partner in so many ways while UU Wemm is just eye twitching in the corner, stewing with sheer jealously.

Egg is just confused and kinda weary given that Ls Wemm is looking like a lion that has his prey cornered but also flattered since UU Wemm is taking his sweet, oh so sweet ass time in asking him out while Ls Wemm is oh so happy to shower his affection onto him.

--Queen

[the-queens-pup]

now do wemmbu wedding ceremony pls pls <33 bet its just full of chaos lmfaoo imagine marrying a terrorist/psychopath😭

id glad if im his bride<33

(Sorry gang works been having my ass for the last couple of days) Wemmbu getting hitched is beautiful and I shall now do some extensive work on what I think all the weddings will be (much biased to be had as well!)!

Wemmegg

I genuinely think these two are practically married by default I’m not gonna lie with all they’ve been through and then they have a proper ceremony—one that Parrot helps with because he’s a good bro—and it’s like this…overly emotional thing where Wemmbu would lowkey breakdown and cry during it because he actually has more breathing room and he’s able to celebrate this special moment with Egg. It’s something small and between all of the protags and deuteragonists but Wemmbu feels so happy and overjoyed and Egg is flustered by how Wemmbu goes crazy on how much he loves Egg, how he’ll do everything in his power to keep him safe,,,

Wemflame

Married on the battlefield with blood painting both their faces and their mouths finding the other in a bloody battle for dominance, nipping at one another’s mouth and Wemmbu, drawing first blood, mouth dripping with Flames sweet blood. Flame smirking in turn as he tries to kiss back and Wemmbu reminds him that he should prepare himself for *later* on after they finish this fight and Flame, lovesick Flame, agrees. Everyone watching this is like,,,this guys so freaky on their wedding day send help Ehehe.

MinuteWemm

I love Minute and Wemm together so their wedding would be in the end with Egg being the makeshift priest to declare them married, Minute dropping to one knee when he presents him his ring and kisses a flustered Wemmbu’s palm,,,asking him if he’ll have him for eternity while Egg *awws* in the background and Wemmbu says he will. It’s just a wedding for them at the end of the day where Wemmbu doesn’t have to perform for anyone and where he can just be so soft,,,,

Wemmcest

Look, LS Wemm thoughts is *I want the cookie* and so he gets the cookie by marrying Uu Wemmbu in this over the top, extravagant wedding where both Ls and Uu are invited…weather they want to or not. Uu Wemm goes with it since he doubts anyone else wants to marry him and ends up having a good time! Though his *ring* is collar from Ls Wemm. (I have a puppy play thing I’ve been talking to pups about with them)

Jadenbu

Old fashion pirate wedding where Jaden is pleased as pie to show everyone his beloved, wonderful, beautiful, handsome husband while Wemm is lowkey laughing as he calls him dorkass pirate husband and the wedding is incredibly sappy and sweet where Wemm gets hugged by Jaden so hard instead of kissed that it has everyone laughing.

Special addition of AnonWemm

This one is for you anon! Wemmbu’s wedding would either be the most chaotic thing on earth for you and he’d make sure you enjoy every single second of it—probs riding off into the sunset with the elytra ehhehe

— Queen

[the-queens-pup]

I have the thought of tattoo artist Jaden and flower shop owner Wemmbu being neighboring stores. Like, modern au I guess? Like, right next to the other deal where Jaden can sometimes hear a few of the ridiculous flower arrange requests the other gets or hear that one specific customer-Flame he thinks?-begging him with help to make him a anniversary bouquet since he and his boyfriend are celebrating it in a few days...

It's funny to Jaden since someone under the name Lomedy has booked a tattoo for him and his boyfriend on the same day Flame needs the flowers.

Probably not related.

...He does wish he could see this mystery owner though since, from what he knows, the man rarely leaves his shop from what he's seen...

The man knows he could just go over there but like, it would probably be weird as hell to just go over because your curious on what someone looks like.

Right?

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Wemmbu on the other hand he has seen Jaden a few times outside his shop when he's caught up with a few of his customers outside of his story and finds him...interesting.

Especially since Flame has told him a little bit about him when the tiger hybrid stayed a bit to long while he was arranging flowers and yapped his ass off on Lomedy that it turned towards his ex-friend now friend again-Wemmbu still needs to catch up on the details of that because he swears Flame and Jaden hated each other last week-Jaden.

It makes him curious on the other man he has to say...though not enough to actively seek him out since it seems like they have nothing in common.

Even if Egg says it would be good for him to make a new friend-"Or get a boyfriend!" "No."-but he disagrees, he's fine with the small circle of friend's he's gathered here.

He doesn't need anymore.

Until, one day, Jaden wanders into his shop and asks him for help with designing a flower tattoo...

-- Queen

[the-queens-pup]

What do you think would be the other Parrot ships' reaction if Parrot had a golden ring on his ring finger?

I'm rubbing my hands together and cackling ehehe

Depending on who put the ring on his fingers many of them would have very interesting reactions and I'm only doing three because Pups might have more they might wanna put on.

Wifies

If he put the ring on his pretty little bird then you know he's pleased as can be with the fact that everyone can see it on Parrot! No one can argue against him since Parrot willingly put it on either!

But if he's not the one that put it on you know that man is silently, internally, plotting the person that did demise and planning to kidnap Parrot to put *his* own ring on him.

Theo

Theo is so freaking happy lets be honest if he put it on, and lowkey rubbing it into everyone's faces, and its so adorable to Parrot. Theo would keep introducing him as his husband lets be honest gang like;

"This is my husband-" Theo exclaims as Parrot chuckles softly, shaking his head a little.

"Soon-to-be husband Theo, I'm your fiancé right now." Parrot corrects while Theo just comes closer to nuzzle his cheek.

"Well, you 'will' be my husband soon! I can and will guarantee that!" A smile pulls at Parrots lips.

"What if I divorce you?"

"What? No!"

But if Theo didn't put a ring on him...he's on the floor, violently sobbing and asking why because Pups is right that Theo would do that.

Billy

Billy would be smug asf and wouldn't say a word to anyone about it-unless people ask about Parrots ring and then he, of course, reveals its his. He definitely rubs it into so many peoples faces as well that have wanted Parrot but now can't have him (Wifies).

On the other end, Billy would be pissed off that Parrot has a ring to anyone else *but* him and it annoys him to no end when he sees that ring on Parrots finger.

Surprise Bonus of Clownrott

Clown is pleased that Parrot has ring on-not like he'd be able to get it off anyway-and is even more pleased that everyone can see that it's *his* ring, while Parrot has this expression of fond annoyance.

They give me the vibes of *He makes me laugh* okay?

Anway, on the other end Clown has to be held back from chopping that finger off because wdym Parrot has someone elses ring wth??

-Queen

im gonna be honest idk how queen did the bolding but:

Flame

if he put the ring on his finger, he'd be sooo happy tbh.,. I think he'd wear his matching ring proudly, showing it off to everyone all delighted and "I bagged the king of unstable!!!" giggles

if he didn't do the ring, he'd be low-key jealous, but probably let it go by.,.,,. not really but he'd try, because let's be honest, flame is the fakest "idgafer"

Wemmbu

if he did, he'd be sooooooo smug about it. he knows everyone wants the king's ass but here he is, wearing the matching ring and flaunting it to everyone, probably all "I got the king and youuuu didn't!!"

if he didn't, he'd be salty as hellll sobs sobs probably try to figure out who put the ring on that finger and orbital them until they're banned

Spoke

he'd be either making sure everyone saw it (posters everywhereeeeee about their wedding and shit) or keeping it a closely guarded secret to ensure no one can use spoke against parrot and vice versa, esp with how, yk,,,, everyone hates spoke sobs

if he didn't, he'd find a way, lets be honest. its spoke, he finds a way for everything even if all hope seems lost

-pup

[the-queens-pup]

i should write jadenfrags or jadenbu at some point - queen

[the-queens-pup]

hi Queen, hi Pup - a question for advice honestly.

so Jaden is a pirate, he's a sailor so it's a matter of course for him to have tattoos. Sailors tattoos are like road marks on a body, story written in simbols. And I'm thinking... would Wemmbu wear a tattoo? Not a mark of belonging, like Mafia or Zampire brand's but rather mark of some achivment????

Would he wear compass rose??? or a swallow for first 5 thousand nautical miles?? Would it even be on his character? The only thing I know for sure - Jaden is the only one, whom Wemms will let leave a mark made of ink and sewing needle. That really intimate things yk

Oooo, I love tattoos its so yummy to think of why they would have them or how significant it is for them.

I can totally see Jaden having a few tats on him and thinking of him personally giving Wemmbu a tattoo of his own...branding that is something that was given to Wemmbu as a gift.

I can think of Wemmbu being hesitant, at first, when Jaden offers the idea of giving him a tattoo since the only bit of ink he does have is one that he carved into his bicep when he got the chance too.

Jaden only barely getting a glance when the dragon and the angel came to him-something so simply he could never bring himself to forget it.

A small bird.

Just a tiny one at that but it was...jagged with the lines, like the person doing it was struggling to even hold the instrument straight, and it took Jaden awhile to realize what it was. Especially since Wemmbu was so conservative to not showcase much of his own body except to Egg when he needed to be bandaged up.

It was, and still is, silly to think about it to this day.

For someone who values and cares for his own looks...Wemmbu's concern over his scars is something Jaden finds silly.

They're beautiful.

Anyway, he's patient as he tells Wemmbu that wants him to have...a matching tattoo with him! Something to remind them that they're never too far away from the other-even if they're a million miles away, just looking at it will let them know they're never too far.

Wemmbu is hesitant, again he does not know why, before he agrees to Jaden's desires and asks what does Jaden have in mind then.

Something Jaden, cheerfully, shows as he lifts up his own shirt to showcase one of his own-his very first in fact-tattoo.

A swallow.

Something that has Wemmbu touching his own bicep, the one where he made his bird.

Queen

[the-queens-pup]

I’m genuinely surprised Pup’s hasn’t even talked about a Dom/Sub au at all so I guess I gotta be the one to do it now! — Queen

Theo being a sub but hiding the fact he’s a sub pretty well that not many dom’s would think to use commands on him—except for Billy and Parrot when he met them.

Billy figured it out fairly quickly during there training days since poor, poor Theo responded much quicker then a switch—something he was hiding as—should and how pleased he looked at every single little tidbit of praise as well. It’s really not Billy’s fault if Theo gave him such a easy, golden opportunity to use it against him and Theo thought he could trust Billy after the man promised to keep it secret for him since there’s not many subs in general on the uu server at all.

Billy did a lot of things to Theo that should’ve made him question that trust given the man was a dom who’s very, very possessive over what he considers his.

Almost as possessive as Parrot who figured out he was a sub in the first 5 minutes of meeting him and almost immediately used a command on him since Theo was not listening to him at all that it pissed him off enough to do so, as well as the fact that Theo just kneeled immediately when told to stop since it reminded him of Billy that much he just went to his default—below the dom commanding him to stop and listening to his words without question.

Theo’s just the double bottom here

That’s all I got right now but you can see what I’m getting at - Queen

[the-queens-pup]

Long haired/ waist length long hair Parrot is doing things to me bro

I can just imagine the domestic and 'tension' it brings to the Parrotships

Parrot having to tie his Hair into a bun that made people think that his hair is like medium length or neck length long and not the waist length long.

(Saps you are banned from seeing Parrot hair down)

That one meme from spiderman with Gwen's hair.

All of Parrots ships would be thirsting so heavily for him with his gorgeous and beautiful hair down, like;

Theorrot

Theo would constantly be asking Parrot if he could brush or braid or do anything with his while Parrot would look at him with such fondness, maybe even letting Theo braid it because of the puppy dog eyes the man gives him.

Wemmrott

Wemmbu would take such nice care of both his and Parrots hair (long haired Wemmbu headcanon ftw) like taking time out of his day to brush it and style it for Parrot to make sure it keeps out of his face and just admiring him completely with this soft look on his face.

Billrott

Billy would be pulling and tugging at Parrots hair to get his attention, much to the other's annoyance, but he likes how it frames the younger birds face when he has it down. He doesn't dare to try to braid but, if offered, he'll brush it for him when he asks.

Clownrott

Hair pulling and and dragging him by the hair when he gets on his nerves but he does help Parrot maintain it, somewhat, but he's banned from brushing it after he got his hair knotted one time while brushing it...

Ashrott

Ash, on one hand, thinks Parrot should cut it off since he keeps waking up to hair in his mouth when they share a bed but, on the other hand, waking up before Parrot and seeing his hair pool around him like a little veil has its merits.

-Queen