My best gay story was when I was at a convention with a friend and they asked me for tips for burlesque cause I do that and I said they'd do a really good shimmy bc their cosplay was low cut and they leaned forward and shimmed and went "is this good?" And the girl in front of us turned back, her eyes went so wide and she said "...yeah that's good" and that's my funniest story
i can feel the gay panic energy radiating off this message ahahaha bless















