#queerhammond

[blankasset]

gayfirstson:

[text] drowning sounds like a good way to go [text] funnily enough, that wasn’t my main concern, where are you now?

[text] what was your main concern? [text] im in the kitchen

@gayfirstson

[winterxsteven]

I think out of the five of us (me, @prizrakzimy, @humanitys-last-line, @queerhammond, and @assignsthenicknames) Kris would have to be the most mature one of the group and she is now the group mom.

[captainspangly]

queerhammond is too cute, pass it on

[blankasset]

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queerhammond:

TJ gives the keys a dark look as Barnes runs his fingers over him. He calms ever so slightly and sighs, leaning back into him with a noise of annoyance. “It’s not that sad.” He said with a soft sigh as he pushed himself away from it. It was one the best places he could escape from, but sometimes he really did go overboard. “What is going to distract me right now?”

He helps him to his feet, keeping an arm around him for comfort. “I was thinking we should try to feed you. If I know you at all, you haven’t eaten in ages. And then I was thinking of a trip to the animal shelter.” He steers them toward the kitchen. “Is there anything you’d like me to make for you?”

[prizrakzimy-a]

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me. (sorry, no other character is working with me right now so TJ demanded I make you play with him)

[TJ] ... Why am I your first choice in help?[TJ] Don’t you have anyone a bit closer?

queerhammond

[blankasset]

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queerhammond:

[text] I got it from you. [text] Preferably none but breaking the door might be considered sexy.

[text] bullshit. you were always a pervert [text] ugh fine [text] it would be much quicker and easier to just break it

[blankasset]

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queerhammond:

[text] Oh. [text] I just got jealous of a fucking drunk guy. [text] Yeah no, good good, don’t do the murder thing.

[text] pretty sure he was straight too [text] told my it was too bad my chest was so flat cause my hair is beatiful

[blankasset]

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queerhammond:

TJ whined and sat back a little, blinking at the number. “You serious?” His eyes roved over Barnes’ body with a hum. “Reckon I can find them all?” He wasn’t entirely sure he’d let him but he was curious where on earth he could keep them. Otherwise he’d keep kissing him.

He giggles at TJ’s face. Normally he wouldn’t be keen on someone finding out where all his knives were, but he could take TJ any day, any way. “Well, if you’re gonna undress me anyway, then you might as well try.”