If I Were A __, I’d Be __
tagged by jesus--fuck, thank you! God, I’m so self-centered, I LOVE answering questions about myself
IF I WERE A MONTH, I’D BE… November because I’m pretty cold and can be really unpleasant but people who thrive in the cold (me) like me
IF I WERE A DAY OF THE WEEK, I’D BE… Friday because when you’re halfway through with me you’re tired and want to go home
I WERE A PLANET, I’D BE… mars, because I’m angry and constantly red due to the way my sensitive af skin reacts to all temperatures ever
IF I WERE A GOD/GODDESS, I’D BE… Baubo because I’d totally show someone my vaj to cheer them up after their kid died
IF I WERE A SEA ANIMAL, I’D BE… a sea lion, because fat but kind of in a fun way
IF I WERE A PIECE OF FURNITURE, I’D BE… an ottoman because I’m not really necessary, but I’m nice to have around sometimes
IF I WERE A GEMSTONE, I’D BE… tourmaline because no one pays attention to me ever but I’m still pretty cool
IF I WERE A FLOWER, I’D BE… a cactus flower because I love cactuses and I refuse to use the word cacti
IF I WERE AN EMOTION, I’D BE… you know that emotion you get when you’re tired but also hungry....
IF I WERE A FRUIT, I’D BE… Durian because on the outside I’m unpleasant, but on the inside I’m slightly less unpleasant
IF I WERE A SOUND, I’D BE…. the sound of a dryer because I just REALLY LIKE THAT SOUND
IF I WERE A PLACE, I’D BE… a badly-lit bedroom because that’s where I spend all my time
IF I WERE AN ELEMENT, I’D BE… water because I’m constantly sweaty
IF I WERE A TASTE, I’D BE… bitter, for obvious reasons
IF I WERE A SONG, I’D BE… the pink panther theme tune
IF I WERE A BODY PART, I’D BE… the back of the neck because thinking about me is sort of uncomfortable
I WERE AN OBJECT, I’D BE… a dildo, but like, a cheap dildo
IF I WERE A PAIR OF SHOES, I’D BE… the most feminine men’s shoes that tall women with big feet have to settle for
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