#greenurr

[sashayed]

hey rave, would you actually mind if i wrote the stuck together for days by spider goo trope story? i'd say you were inspiration, of course!

PLEASE DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[magsamost]

If I Were A __, I’d Be __

tagged by jesus--fuck, thank you! God, I’m so self-centered, I LOVE answering questions about myself

IF I WERE A MONTH, I’D BE… November because I’m pretty cold and can be really unpleasant but people who thrive in the cold (me) like me

IF I WERE A DAY OF THE WEEK, I’D BE… Friday because when you’re halfway through with me you’re tired and want to go home

I WERE A PLANET, I’D BE… mars, because I’m angry and constantly red due to the way my sensitive af skin reacts to all temperatures ever


IF I WERE A GOD/GODDESS, I’D BE… Baubo because I’d totally show someone my vaj to cheer them up after their kid died 


IF I WERE A SEA ANIMAL, I’D BE… a sea lion, because fat but kind of in a fun way


IF I WERE A PIECE OF FURNITURE, I’D BE… an ottoman because I’m not really necessary, but I’m nice to have around sometimes


IF I WERE A GEMSTONE, I’D BE… tourmaline because no one pays attention to me ever but I’m still pretty cool

IF I WERE A FLOWER, I’D BE… a cactus flower because I love cactuses and I refuse to use the word cacti

IF I WERE AN EMOTION, I’D BE… you know that emotion you get when you’re tired but also hungry....

IF I WERE A FRUIT, I’D BE… Durian because on the outside I’m unpleasant, but on the inside I’m slightly less unpleasant


IF I WERE A SOUND, I’D BE…. the sound of a dryer because I just REALLY LIKE THAT SOUND

IF I WERE A PLACE, I’D BE… a badly-lit bedroom because that’s where I spend all my time

IF I WERE AN ELEMENT, I’D BE… water because I’m constantly sweaty

IF I WERE A TASTE, I’D BE… bitter, for obvious reasons


IF I WERE A SONG, I’D BE… the pink panther theme tune

IF I WERE A BODY PART, I’D BE… the back of the neck because thinking about me is sort of uncomfortable

I WERE AN OBJECT, I’D BE… a dildo, but like, a cheap dildo


IF I WERE A PAIR OF SHOES, I’D BE… the most feminine men’s shoes that tall women with big feet have to settle for

I tag: honeybunches234, greenurr, and queerpire

[sashayed]

I feel like the word "ziam" on your blog has stopped meaning "zayn/liam, this pairing I love" and now means "TENDER TOUCHING AND GAZES AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS FALL TO THE EARTH TO NOURISH A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG ROSE BUSH" and I like that

it’s incredibly true thank u for understanding

ZIAM means unconditional love and tenderness. ZIAM means hands, touching hands, touching me, touching you. ZIAM means every moment is an opportunity 2 be gentle with urself and ur loved ones. ZIAM means opening ur heart to completely love and accept and cherish another person, and feeling urself loved, accepted and cherished in return. ZIAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thatadhdfeel]

that adhd feel when you stand up in the middle of class for no reason and everyone stares at you and then you have to pretend that you have to go to the bathroom so you just stand in the hallway for a couple of minutes to cover your own ass

[lehamite]

greenurr said: Cutting off the sleeves of t-shirts makes you 700% more punk rock

I’ll do that this summer, tbh

I have the decency to always roll up the sleeves of my t-shirts to make ‘em look like tank tops anyways.

[edgarallanheaux]

greenurr replied to your post “im crying so hard today went really badly and that is 1000% due to th...”

oh no :((( i know nothing about arthritis so i wish i could help more medically, but maybe take a hot bath if you have a bathtub?? emotionally that makes me feel better and it'll warm you up <3

thanks hun <3 hot baths are the best tbh

[levoneh]

greenurr reblogged your chat “jumblr: jokes about fucking latkes/"but are jews white?"/generally messy as hell me: "'Torah that is unaccompanied by...”

#faaaaaaack #god jews are so fucking.... #god

hey buddy

what the fuck

[sashayed]

RAVE last weekend my friend molly and i had a ~classy night, so we got SCHWASTED on barefoot wine at like 5:30 pm on a friday and then went to dinner with a bunch of cute boys and then i passed out in someone else's bed at 10 pm. now i'm just imagining harry styles doing eXACTLY THAT with the same cheapy cheap cheap wine and i am CACKLING. like who gives that as a gift?? who gives 8 dollar wine college freshman throw up into a bush as a gift????

GOD! WHAT A GIFT IS A HARRY STYLES, CONSIDERATE FROG, THROWING BAREFOOT WINE BEFORE EVERYONE HE MEETS LIKE A PRINCESS TOSSING LARGESSE TO THE PEOPLE. Listen, call me a #HarryStylesGiftTruther if you want, but I do NOT believe that Harry “I Donated $4K to My Mom’s Marathon” “All YSL Everything” “Please Like Me” Styles would, independently, buy a friend’s mom Barefoot white zin outta nowhere. You know he would splurge on the fanciest shit available if he hadn’t been told better. YOU KNOW HE HAD TO DO THAT ON PURPOSE, and I am pretty sure I know how it came about:

HARRY STYLES: Thank you sooooo much for dinner and counseling me about all my personal problems, Mrs. Zayn’s Mum. 

TRISHA MALIK: Oh, bless your heart, call me Trisha. Another glass of wine, love? This is quite the bottle you brought. “Didier Dagueneau.” Good gracious.

HARRY STYLES: Aw, cheers! What do you think of it?

TRISHA: Well, of course it’s delicious, but confidentially, darling, and I wouldn’t tell you this if I weren’t a bit merry, I’m not sure I can tell the difference with, you know, good wine and regular wine. To be honest, I’m a Barefoot kind of gal myself. In my day I could put down that pink sort by the case! —Are you writing this down?

HARRY STYLES: Yes, that is why I have a special notebook.

ZAYN MALIK: [entering] Harry? What the hell — Mum, did he break into the house to ask you what it’s like to be pregnant? Again? You’ve got to stop doing that, mate.

HARRY STYLES: [defensively] THANK YOU, ZAYN, BUT I LIKE TO STAY INFORMED