*twirls in* BSG for the meme
OBLIGATORY DECLARATION OF HATRED
character i’d like to see in a flower crown: one of the cylon raiders
character i’d like to see have an emotional breakdown: WHO DOESN’T OVER THE COURSE OF THE SHOW THO.
character i’d like to see get punched in the face: baltaaarrrrrr i know it happens but it needs to happen more oftennnn lalalalala
character most likely to sing along to journey songs in the car: helo (big giant puppy awww). at first sharon is just like “…WHAT” but then she gets really into it because it’s “don’t stop believing” and it’s THEIR RELATIONSHIP kind of in that it’s built on FAITH and then finally hera, like, creepily manages to know all the words to the third verse which may or may not even exist because at some point all of us just sort of jump around waiting for it to go “DOON’T STOP! BELIEEEEVIN’! HOLD ON TO THAT FEEEEEEELIN’” again
character most likely to step on lego: col. tigh, while drunk. he blames the cylons for it. it’s probably ellen’s fault but she was also drunk and she can’t remember what the rest of the scheme was supposed to be. oh well.
character who refuses to pull over and ask for directions on road trips: …like. all of them? kind of? the whole show is one giant road trip and all of them but roslin and the people who support her for religious reasons are just like “NO WE’RE JUST GONNA GO KIND OF THIS-WAY-ISH IT’LL BE FINE I GUESS”
character who always stubs their toes on the washing machine: i feel like, pre-everything getting bombed to shit, it would be roslin because she just really hates doing laundry too much to pay attention to it. later she misses having enough clothes to necessitate a whole load. also commander adama because same. they just both feel like people who know that appearance is important and take pride in it but just LAUNDRY IS THE WORST this has nothing to do with how much i am avoiding washing towels right now
character who changes their starbucks order ten times: STARBUCK just kidding i could not resist it’s apollo for sure. first he wants to be fancy and orders a frappacino with like five extra syrups, then he wants to be a Tough Guy and orders a redeye with an extra shot, then he remembers he hates black coffee and there’s really no point in making himself miserable and asks them to make it a triple-shot latte instead, then asks them to add caramel syrup after all, OH WAIT and actually can it be a salted caramel mocha, OH WAIT with whipped cream (the sugar counterbalances the caffeine and pilots can’t have shaky hands), but then he remembers about supply shortages!!! and finally the poor barista gets fed the fuck up and hands him, very sarcastically, a cup of hot water and a little packet of twining’s earl grey that had previously spent a very peaceful couple of weeks at the bottom of someone’s purse and when he tries to order something different the whole starbucks is suddenly closed. closed! pay no attention to the six people in line behind you WE’RE CLOSED AND WE’RE OUT OF EVERYTHING AND WE’RE CLOSED.
character who shows up late for everything: starbuck (CANONICALLY)
character who is the worst kisser: everyone in this show makes out with everyone else in this show so it’s hard to say. i kind of want to say baltar again but that’s largely because he’s so gross i want him to be bad at the things he thinks he’s good at, like sex. and honestly maybe he is; i feel like he mostly became attractive to women after he had money and power and none of them cared enough to be honest with him? or maybe leoben because he’s busy being obsessive and, i don’t know, thinking about prophesies? i think good kissing is mostly paying attention to how other people react and i think these are the two characters least likely to do that, the end
character who takes 45 minutes showers: literally anyone, if given the opportunity. especially towards the end. ellen tigh whether given the opportunity or not (you do not get hair that good without spending a hell of a lot of time on it).
character who gets most bent out of shape over the pronunciation of gif: cavil probably (“HUMANS ARE SO WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING” etc. etc.)
