#quesh elevator

[quesh-elevator]

Quesh Elevator Loses The Game

Despite scientists previously assuming the Quesh Elevator had reached peak annoyance, new reports have surfaced suggesting that it got worse. After some dweeb loudly announced that they lost the game while riding the Quesh Elevator, it appears that the Quesh Elevator has learned of the game and is now using speakers to announce that it has lost the game every few hours. Corpses found at the bottom must now be examined to determine if cause of death is from misjudging the jump or intentional self bludgeoning after losing the game.

[elvhenyoung]

Hello old friend...

So yes, I will be more active from now on - but it's not about that. So I was playing SWtOR per usual, I do that a lot, but this time I'm doing storylines not just randomly exping or grinding cash for next armor I just need to get.

I got to Quesh.

Hello darkness my old friend.

That DAMN elevator. I forgot it's here. I now remember why I nearly never do missions on this planet.

[erinmccomics]

Keeping Jerek alive is difficult.

Especially when he sprints into every pit of death he sees.

[quesh-elevator]

Quesh Elevator First Elevator On Moon

“That’s one small step for elevator, one giant leap for elevatorkind,” says the Quesh Elevator on its digital display.

“Which kriffing moon did it go to and how are we getting it back to Quesh???” demands local Imperial official.

The Quesh Elevator’s last known location is Quesh. It appears to have spontaneously disappeared and reappeared on an unknown moon. Experts are baffled. Quality of life on Quesh has exponentially improved by the day in its absence.

[quesh-elevator]

Quesh Elevator Takes a Nap

“It got da big sleepy,” reports agent on Quesh. “Just real tuckered out.”

The elevator is out of commission until further notice. Descent to the surface must be done on foot.

[quesh-elevator]

You Know What? Fuck You, The Elevator Goes Slower Now.

More at six.

[quesh-elevator]

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-Everyone visiting Quesh for the first time

[quesh-elevator]

Quesh Summer Camp Back in Business

After a missed season last standard year, Quesh has finally reopened for summer camp!

Reserve your spots now at the official website.