—————————————————————————————————It was a perfect evening in downtown New-Ink City. The skies were a soft pink-orange, café lights blinked lazily from awnings, and street performers played smooth jazz on the corners. The gentle buzz of the city mixed with the hum of chatter and the occasional distant honk.
Mickey adjusted his little red bowtie as he walked beside Mark, their fingers intertwined. “This place has the best pie in the city,” he said with a smile. “Well… next to Minnie’s, but she only bakes on her birthday.” Mark chuckled, his tail flicking casually behind him. “You sure it’s not Goofy’s pie you’re defending?”
“He burned cereal, Mark,” Mickey deadpanned. They both laughed as they took their seats at a small outdoor café. The waiter, some rabbit with a notepad, and a confused look jotted their orders, then scurried away. The table was cozy, the light warm, and the conversation sweet. Mickey looked across at Mark and smiled, cheeks a little pink as he rested his chin on his hand. “Y’know... you clean up really nice.”
Mark smirked. “You always say that when I wear a shirt with buttons.” Mickey blushed harder. “Well... you pull it off!” Mark leaned in, eyes half-lidded. “Good. I wore it for you, remember?” Mickey looked like he was about to melt into his seat. He was about to respond when. “Well, well, well. If it isn’t Mickey the Modest… on a date, finally?”
Both of them turned toward the voice, and Mickey’s smile instantly dropped. Strutting toward them in a orange blazer, aviators pushed up into his slicked-back fur were none other than Mortimer Mouse. “Oh no,” Mickey muttered under his breath. “Not tonight…”
Mortimer sauntered up to the table like he owned it. “Didn’t expect to see you in a place like this. What’s the occasion? Finally, decided to upgrade from solo dinners Mick?” Mark raised an eyebrow, clearly unimpressed. Mickey cleared his throat. “Mortimer, this is-”
Mortimer cut him off, eyeing Mark with a smirk. “Ha-cha-cha! Well, hellooo, gorgeous. And who might you be?” Mark blinked. Mickey immediately tried to jump in. “Mortimer, that’s-he’s!” But Mark held up a paw, that mischievous smirk already forming. He turned slightly in his chair, the golden lamplight catching the gleam in his eyes.
“Oh, me?” he said smoothly, voice soft and teasing. “I’m with Mickey.” Mortimer blinked. “Wait, what?” Mark purred softly just loud enough to rattle Mortimer’s composure and leaned over toward Mickey, his tail slowly curling behind him. “You didn’t tell me your friend was so curious, meu rato doce,” he said, letting the words drip like warm syrup as he nuzzled behind Mickey’s ear.
Mickey’s face turned scarlet, ears twitching as Mark kissed him slowly and deliberately on the lips. Mortimer stared. “Wha-he’s- a guy?!” Mark leaned back with a grin, clearly enjoying himself. “Mmhmm. Surprised?” Mickey was now a pile of pink-cheeked fuzz in his seat.
Mortimer stammered, clearing his throat. “I-I just thought-I mean, not that I’m judging!-” “Oh no,” Mark purred, his claws gently tapping the table, “judging’s what I’m looking at... That shirt with that blazer? Terrible.” Mortimer looked down at his outfit in wounded horror. “Hey!”
Mickey finally found his voice again, laughing despite himself. “You walked into that one, Morty.” Flustered, Mortimer huffed. “W-well! You two enjoy your... weird little date. I’ve got places to be... and ladies to find...” Mark waved his fingers lazily as Mortimer walked off. “Bye-bye.”
When the older mouse finally disappeared around the corner, Mickey nearly collapsed into laughter. “I can’t believe you did that!” Mark leaned close again, voice a whisper against Mickey’s ear. “He was being rude. And besides…” He grinned as Mickey’s blush deepened. “You taste like cherries.” Mickey squeaked.
The rest of the evening passed like a dream. The pie was sweet, but not as sweet as the looks Mickey kept sneaking at Mark. And while Mortimer was long gone, the memory of his dumbfounded face made the laughter last all night.
When they walked home, hand in hand under the stars, Mickey quietly said, “Thanks… for doing that... honestly, it was really funny to see Mortimer get like that. He thinks his the biggest hotshot in town... I'm happy you teased him, kitty.” Mark smiled. “Always my love.” And somewhere down the street, Mortimer sneezed from the sting of that roast.
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Enjoy the short story, people >:)
(This is what Mortimer would have seen: look at the image if u dare) >:3
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