Bruce: *making one of those vids were celebs read thirst tweets made about them (the add revenue is going to charity)* TheOneThatKnowsYourSecret said "People are always taking about Brucie's muscles-" Are they? Hm. Continuing "but they never talk about that sexy sexy jawline of his, so inspiring, so full of secrets, I wanna make a thrail of kisses finishing in his mouth". Okay. That might not get into the final cut, but I need the producers to know I have a very limited list of people that might have written it. I'm a 100% sure it was one of them, I'm just not sure who did it.
Cameraperson: You do?
Bruce: Yeah. I'm fairly sure.
Cameraperson: Oh. Is it a new beau? Some lovely actress or model or even a handsome actor?
Bruce: Oh. I really don't think so, also not to be mean but I know for a fact none of you are supposed to have a real Twitter account.
[Everyone speculates who Bruce is talking about]
Bruce, later: *visting Arkham* So wich of you tweeted thar?











