So we were talking about the red noses for Red Nose Day...
Grandad: What are they? *pointing to red nose*
Me: Penises
Grandad: They aren't penises!
Nanny: What did she say?
Grandad: She said they were penises!
Nanny: Pizzas???
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So we were talking about the red noses for Red Nose Day...
Grandad: What are they? *pointing to red nose*
Me: Penises
Grandad: They aren't penises!
Nanny: What did she say?
Grandad: She said they were penises!
Nanny: Pizzas???