#queue the elf

[thegladelf]

"You traded you ship for me?" I'M NOT CRYING IT'S JUST RAINING ON MY FACE!!!!

[thegladelf]

I just put the next chapter of the KAU through a word count machine and it says my writing is at a 12th grade reading level. 

Why thank you.

[thegladelf]

Things that bother me in Captain Swan fanfics

When the author says Emma has dainty hands, because have you looked at JMO’s hands? They are not dainty. They are not small. Not even compared to Killian’s

When the author writes that Emma can’t cook when we have actual, canonical proof at the beginning of 3B that she can! WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT TOUGH, BADASS FEMALE CHARACTERS CAN’T COOK?!!!!!

Also, bad dialogue. Poor story structure. OOC-ness...

[thegladelf]

Cause of death: Killian Jones

Additional cause of death: Emma’s super duper happier than we’ve ever seen her ALL THE WALLS ARE DOWN grin.

Really, it was a team job.

[thegladelf]

If by the end of the Magnus Chase series we do not get a hint at how some of the PJO characters are doing I am going to feel very betrayed.

[thegladelf]

Gobber: Even the most loving spouses can want to feed each other to the Red Death at times.

Astrid: Well, that's a real compelling argument for marriage.

Me: Sasstrid Hofferson strikes again.

[thegladelf]

Tite Kubo: Ichigo's mom was a quincy.

Me: Oh. Okay that makes sense.

*a few chapters later*

Tite Kubo: Ichigo's dad was a Shiba.

Me: Wait, what?

Me: No...

Me: Nooooooooooo............. O.o

Me: Wait. So Isshin is a Shiba? Does that mean...No, seriously? Shiba Isshin? Isshin Shiba? Well, I guess that makes...but no, seriously. Isshin was a Shiba? Life has ceased to make sense. I can't even... This changes everything...