#queue the rage

[honestsycrets]

Haha that'd be a great conversation. "I'm emotionally and sexually unsatisfied with our marriage. I mean, you're a prick, but not the satisfying type of prick, so maybe work on that."

“Technically I don’t even need a prick because of all that wonderful shit he was doing but y’know there are other replacements around if I work it hard enough 🤷🏽‍♀️”