Hello my lovelies! How are you doing? Are you missing me? I am pretty sure I am missing you all. I am probably somewhere on a beach sweating and crying over one of my books and missing you all terribly. LOVE YOU ALL.

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Hello my lovelies! How are you doing? Are you missing me? I am pretty sure I am missing you all. I am probably somewhere on a beach sweating and crying over one of my books and missing you all terribly. LOVE YOU ALL.
Hi guys, I love you, I hope you are all doing well. If you need me I am still reachable. DON'T BE STRANGERS GUYS. TEXT ME.
HELLO GUYS! Are you missing me? I bet you are because I'm a beacon of hope and sunshine in your otherwise gray existences. Wow. That was too much even for me. Sorry. ANYHOW. I am quite possibly enjoying myself right now. Or the rollercoasters suddenly gained life and sentience and are now killing me in a sadist and vaguely Dante-esque way. Both are equally likely. So, I hope you're having fun, I hope you are all doing well and no one has drowned in their own Andrew Garfield and/or Jesse Eisenberg induced tears.
Hello my wonderful friends! How are things going without me to provide my services as the Alex Tumblr User Awkbergfield Foundation for the Emotionally Stunted? I kid, I kid, you all know that if someone is emotionally stunted here it's me. Also, there is a very high chance I am still crying about Why Stop Now. You can think about that and feel better about yourselves because at least you didn't let what was supposed to be a comedy destroy your soul. If you are in my same predicament, well, sucks for you pal.
Translate this for a nice surprise!
אני חושב על כל מה שהוא מנסה להסתיר את זה, היה מארק נורא שבורת לב על נשורת עם אדוארדו. אני חושב שהוא כנראה לא הבין עד שהיה מאוחר מדי. אני חושב על כמה זמן הוא כנראה חשב שיוכל להמשיך את חייו בלי אדוארדו להיות חלק מזה, אבל אז זה היכה אותו, כי לא, הוא לא הצליח. אני חושב כאשר הוא סוף סוף פגע בו כי אדוארדו נעלם לתמיד זה כאב יותר מכל דבר אחר שהוא חווה אי פעם בחייו.
כן מצטער, מפתיע היה שברון לב. אופס.
This is the worst thing I have ever done to any of you part II
Someone stop me from making a Mark/Eduardo video set to this song.
You're hard to hug, tough to talk to And I never fall asleep, when you're in my bed All you give me is a heartbeat I've turned into a statue And it makes me feel depressed Cause the only time you open up is when we get undressed
You don't love me, big fucking deal I'll never tell, you how I feel You don't love me, not a big deal I'll never tell you how I feel
It almost feels like a joke to play out the part When you are not the starring role in someone else's heart You know I'd rather walk alone, than play a supporting role If I can't get the starring role. Sometimes I ignore you so I feel in control Cause really, I adore you, and I can't leave you alone Fed up with the fantasies, they cover what is wrong Come on, baby, let's just, get drunk, forget we don't get on
You like my dad, you get on well I send my best, regards from hell
Excuse you Marina, who said you could make this song and break my heart because it screams Mark and Eduardo to me? RUDE.