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[the-pale-goddess]

How would Ethan react if your MC slapped his ass as she was passing him in the corridor?

Thank you for thinking of me and my fictional couple, dear Anon! Please, accept this tiny ficlet of a response ❤️

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Fully engrossed in updating his demanding schedule for the upcoming week, Doctor Ramsey leans against the wall on an empty corridor, his clear focus nudged by the familiar, penetrative staccato clicking of stilettos.

In a flash, the sweet menace is right beside him, a resounding slap on his ass denying him the chance to acknowledge her presence. Though he’s unable to control the visceral thrill taking him hostage, he’s successful in concealing the damage it’s done.

The minx excitedly awaits a very specific reaction, but it’s an unabated game he has no intention of losing—not even to the creamy vanilla enveloping him ruthlessly and his pounding heart betraying his innermost feelings.

He lets out a deep groan, his eyes unyieldingly focused on the screen as he taps through the app.

„As I recall quite vividly, that’s not the sound I heard from you last night.” Tiffany teases, openly trying to summon his gaze.

Undeterred by the arousing memory of the event mentioned, Ethan clings to his matter-of-factness. „We’re at work, Addams.”

„Are we, really?” She covers her mouth with a hand, her every word dripping with sarcasm.

His stern gaze finally lands on her face, her ever-present glow and the most dazzling smirk almost demolish his composure.

„Some semblance of self-restraint is not only expected, but urged upon.”

She steps closer—so close Ethan falls victim to her soft whisper as her slender fingers wander up his forearm. „My urge to push your buttons is much stronger than whatever is expected of us, Doctor.”

He clears his throat, staring into her enchanting emerald eyes. „Shouldn’t you be someplace else, Doctor?”

„I’m just passing through. Thought I’d say hi to my boss.” Her hand finally rests on his biceps, squeezing ever so slightly as his muscles tense under her touch. „Are we still meeting for lunch later?”

„Of course. We’ll eat in my office today.”

They exchange a knowing look, the corners of their mouths form into shameless grins announcing the highly anticipated plot twist.

„Oh? Fancy something spicy?”

„Just the usual.”

Ethan’s thumb brushes her lower lip for one split second before Tiffany gives him a challenging wink as they part to stroll away in opposite directions.

„I’ll make sure to check on your self-restraint then.”

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I’m terribly sorry for the late reply! Life’s still absolutely hectic and exhausting. But worry not, I’ll deal with my tumblr backlog…eventually kdhdkhdkb Thank you for supporting my nonsense ❤️

[sigynthevictorious]

Narfi's birthday

A little drabble filled with some family fluff for the birthday boy

Suitable for all ages

(Mention of insects, swimming and eating)

“Fi-fi!” Vali shouted whilst toddling through the long grass after his brother, toy cat in hand as he navigated his way through the field, ignoring the shouts of caution from his father who watched his youngest children run free. 

Narfi had run ahead, his new toy sword in hand, (a gift from his parents) he fought back the grass to create a path for his father and brother. As a birthday treat, he had managed to persuade his parents to take a trip to the nearby lake for a swimming session. Sigyn had stayed behind to bake some of her eldest child’s favourite treats for a celebratory picnic when they returned. It seemed like only yesterday that Narfi had first been placed in her arms, and now he was a headstrong and kind young boy who made her heart burst with pride and love every day. 

“Vali, look at this!” Narfi called back, dropping his stick and picking something up. He ran back and unclasped his hands to reveal a purple shelled beetle within. Vali stared at the creature with wide eyes and a face filled with wonder. “Can you say beetle?” he asked his younger brother as he watched it crawl around in his hands. 

“Beeta” Vali replied, trying to mimic the word whilst reaching out to touch the shiny shell. 

“Close enough” Narfi laughed, watching as it flew away, obviously not liking the tiny finger prodding it. He took Vali’s free hand and carried on walking a few yards ahead of their father who felt an incredible warmth seeing the bond the two shared. 

 He would be lying to say that he wasn’t apprehensive when he discovered he was going to be a father again, given the fates of his older children he, of course, was scared that they would suffer the same fate. But when he first heard Narfi’s cry and saw his scrunched-up face for the first time everything seemed to fall into place. He doted on all of his children but being able to watch his youngest children grow up in relative normality was a gift he cherished. “Don’t go too far” he called to the two of them as they began to run, well tried to. Vali toddled as fast as his little legs could carry him, getting straight back up whenever he fell in an attempt to keep up with his brother. 

Upon reaching the lake both boys, remembering the warnings from their parents, stayed away from the water’s edge but quickly began to undress. Narfi helped Vali with his shoes whilst the younger proudly showed off his ability to take his own shirt off. Loki rolled up his trousers and kicked off his boots before taking the hands of both his boys and leading them into the chilly fresh water. Vali jumped up and down, delighted in the splashes whilst Loki allowed Narfi to venture a little further out so he could throw himself into the slightly deeper water. 

“Fi-fi fish” Vali giggled, still holding Loki’s hand whilst watching his brother flail around joyously, completely drenched and unphased by the cold water. 

“Yes, he’d make a wonderful fish, wouldn’t he?” Loki laughed, sitting on a nearby rock as he kept an eye on both of them. If they were older and didn’t require so much supervision, he would have been tempted to shift into a fish himself to entertain them. But instead, he let them explore, encouraging their curiosity and telling them stories which they, as usual, adored. 

After an hour or so of playing in the water, it was clear the boys were growing tired. At least Vali was. Loki dried and dressed them both, picking up Vali and holding him against his chest while taking hold of Narfi’s hand. The younger fell asleep against his father soon after whilst Narfi made up stories of various water creatures that could live in the lake and how they were all best friends with his brother Jörmungandr, which warmed Loki’s heart enormously. 

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Sigyn had just placed the finishing touches to the picnic, a blanket and cushions were set out outside the front of their home under one of the fruit trees along with baskets filled with Narfi’s favourite foods. 

As Loki and the boys came over the horizon, Narfi let go of Loki’s hand and ran the rest of the way into his mother’s arms. “Oh, my kjære!” she exclaimed, picking him up and hugging him tightly, “did you have fun?” she asked, sitting down with him on her lap and listening intently to all the adventures they had seemed to have gone on during their walk. 

Vali stirred as Loki sat down and pressed a kiss to his wife’s cheek. “Look at all of this food!” he exclaimed. Narfi grinned but waited patiently until given permission to start eating, whilst Vali turned his head and was immediately drawn to the basket of breadsticks. 

“Happy birthday, kjære” Sigyn said, pressing a kiss to Narfi’s mop of golden curls before uncovering a beautiful cake covered in strawberries and cream. 

“My favourite” Narfi gasped before thanking his mother and immediately taking a slice. 

As it was a special occasion, she didn’t ration any of the treats for the boys, letting Narfi devour as many apples, biscuits and slices of cake as his heart desired. Vali munched his way through the breadsticks, even starting a ‘sword’ fight against Narfi with them. 

Sigyn and Loki leaned against one another affectionately, feeding one another various treats as they proudly watched their sons enjoy the celebration. As the sun set upon their happy family and both the boys passed out from their feast in their parents’ arms, Loki conjured a shelter around them and that’s where they stayed, sleeping out under the stars in one another's arms. Another successful birthday. 

[the-pale-goddess]

What would be your Ethan’s reaction to hear that he’s getting strippers in his bachelor party (or whatever small celebration he was force to have)? It’s not true but for a minute or two he think it is.

Much to everyone’s disappointment, Tiffany and Ethan eloped, so Tobias and Bryce didn’t get this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a prank. 

However, our dear Tobias still found a way to pull the joke after E&T shared the news:

„What a waste…I had the best strippers in Boston on speed dial, ready to serve you at your bachelor party.” 

„You should feel lucky that we didn’t give you space to pursue that insulting idea. Otherwise the only person serving anything would have been me, sentenced for your murder.”

„Come on, that’s the worst honeymoon destination. You have a family now, Ramsey, do better.” 

*Ethan eye-rolls into another dimension as the curtain falls*

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Once again...I apologize for the late reply, but I really appreciate every single ask I receive! Thank you for sending it, dear ❤️❤️❤️

[the-pale-goddess]

hey sis i love you 💘💘💘💘 also can we please see the full version of your pfp because AHHH they look so good my fav couple <33333 my mother and father in law since i will be nj’s future wife :)

Love you more, sis ❤️❤️❤️ Here’s the OG version in a very quick edit just for you 🫶🏻

I should’ve written Mom & Dad instead 😅 Tbh I live for this crossover universe, we need to go through the details of your wedding with NJ soon 👀 kshskhskdb

Thank you for supporting my bs and these two, you’re the best sis ever ❤️❤️❤️

[the-pale-goddess]

Ahhh Hilde!! Your new profile picture looks so good!! If you don't mind, please drop the full view 😁💕

Love you ❤️❤️❤️

M, you have no idea how happy I was to see your message 🥹❤️ Anything for you!

The edit sucks in full view, but oh well—JL sitting on a giant ornament matches the vibe of DGW’s Christmas photoshoot and I felt obliged to sprinkle my blog with their festive dorkiness kdbdkbdkb ✨

Thank you for noticing this silly thing! Love you so much ❤️❤️❤️

[the-pale-goddess]

Beloved Hilde! Let me Uno reverse you right now! ❤️

Is there a picture/gif of Tiffany’s face claim that makes you all giddy because it’s so quintessentially Tiffany it’s insane? The kind that makes you scream: that’s my girl 😍

Lin, dearest, I was super thrilled to see you in my inbox—thank you so much for this uno reverse ❤️❤️❤️ There are way too many to choose from! Tumbroke obviously wouldn’t allow me to post everything...I have an entire folder dedicated to my girl lol

Here’s part 1: gifs! Part 2 including a photo collage coming in the next ask sent by our lovely Lizzie because I’m extra and I’ve decided to separate these kdhdkhdkdb

The OG aka the gif that made me choose JL as T’s face claim:

Pre-Miami Tiffany, reliving the banter with her crush boss/medical hero:

Shooketh after the f.M.R.I. scene and the jaw-dropping view of shirtless Dr. Ramsey:

‘I would say something, but I’ll let you live because wE’Re dOiNg tHe ReSeT’:

Sassy Queen destroying a mansplainer:

Shamelessly flirting with Ethan at work:

Angsty thots in Ethan’s bed after their first time in Ch 15:

The iconic ‘I know’:

Book 1, whenever Dr. Terminator drops a bomb then leaves:

Proving Ethan wrong and eyefucking him because my girl’s a multitasker:

[the-pale-goddess]

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RIGHT BACK AT YOU, DARLING ❤️❤️❤️ I hope that you know how loved and appreciated you are! You make this crazy place shine with positivity ✨

[sigynthevictorious]

Day 3: Favourite Sigyn fanartist OR favourite piece of Sigyn fanart.

There are so many artists I love and while I'll be reblogging a few of my favourite pieces over the day so they receive the appropriate credit, I'd like to give a quick shout out to @strandedinmidgard @nanigram @muirin007 and @dank-art who are just phenomenal and always give us amazing Sigyn, Loki and their family content 💙