#quickboy silver

[asherdashery]

eAmity users ignision_key and piece_by_any_name have their first direct exchange. Things are said that can never be... un-"herd."

piece_by_any_name [7:01am] These “deer” friends of yours are clearly pretty “fawn-d” of you, and I was sort of hoping to take a “stag” at capturing your “hart.” piece_by_any_name [7:05am] ...Too much? ignision_key [7:06am] No, I simply find myself... ignision_key [7:06am] “Awes-buck,” ignision_key [7:07am] By your creativity on the spur of the moment. I believe I’ve been quite “out-doe-n,” in fact. It’s not like me to fall be-hind in a contest of puns. piece_by_any_name [7:07am] Well, necessity is the mother of “in-venison!” ignision_key [7:07am] Well-played.

[asherdashery]

Ignis's family is worried about his work-life balance, and the boys offer him a solution only they could come up with: Get a friendly stranger to pretend to be his fake boyfriend. Get all the fun of online dating with none of the commitment. Get his family off his back. Instead of telling them to get lost, Ignis surprises all of them--and himself--by playing along. What Ignis doesn't know is that the guys set "Pax's" account up together, intending to share the effort of Making Iggy Have Fun three ways. Despite his best intentions, he starts to fall for this insightful, easy-going listener who carries nothing of the weight of the crown. What Prompto knows too well is that it's always more attractive to be someone you're not.

fisherprince: so u think ignis should date some1? RespectThePecs: Oh hell no, I think he should get LAID promptothenightfurry: omggGG RespectThePecs: Shake those tailfeathers at a nice peacock, if you know what I mean fisherprince: nononono RespectThePecs: Aw, your virgin eyes. Can’t take a little hypothetical yiffing in the chat, Princess? That’s racist against Prompto fisherprince: ya im changing promptos nick

//promptothenightfurry is now nicknamed noctsbetterfriend//

noctsbetterfriend: awwwwwwwwwwwwww! you do care (●♡∀♡) RespectThePecs: Yeah see, I thought that said “Noct’s butt friend” so your mileage may vary

[asherdashery]

For PromNis Week 2019, Day 1 - Prompt: Soulmate AU

@promnisweek​​ | Day #1: Soulmate AU Rating: G* (Rating may rise) Warnings: Game spoilers, no other warnings currently apply Relationships: Prompto/Ignis, background Lunafreya/Noctis Characters: Prompto, Ignis, Gladiolus, Noctis Additional Tags: His Dark Materials fusion AU Word Count: 5164 (2/4 chapters complete)

More and more, Efta started to resemble the one who had given them this new, brighter life in the first place, and Prompto was delighted—a little concerned about space, but mostly delighted—when she finally settled as a dog, large and thick-furred, clumsy-looking with paws too big for her long, loping legs.

“Well? Is this okay?” she asked, when she’d finished her moment of self-discovery by sniffing her own butt.

There was so much. Prompto couldn’t unpack it all, everything this said about him—how he must be doglike, somehow, loyal and brave and maybe too eager to please and beautiful.